Employee........To Boss......."I'm sorry but I can't come in today.. My doctor says I suffer from Anal Glaucoma."
Boss.............. To Employee............."Anal Glaucoma? What's that?"
Employee........To Boss......."I just can't see my a$$ coming to work!"
Employee to Boss!!!
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True story....I set a meeting with an employee this week who has had a poor attendance record.
He blew off the meeting and didn't even call.
He acted surprised when I was upset.
Dah!! He has anal something...although I suspect by tomorrow the cure will not be in the shape of a pill, but rather in the shape of a boot.
He blew off the meeting and didn't even call.
He acted surprised when I was upset.
Dah!! He has anal something...although I suspect by tomorrow the cure will not be in the shape of a pill, but rather in the shape of a boot.
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