Your BEST practicle joke

[azsnowman]

I've done this thread once over at TWC, let's do it here. What was your BEST practicle joke?

Working in a meat dept, you become VERY close to your fellow cutters. I worked under this one meat dept mgr for about 2 years, this guy ALWAYS left early, especially during the 1st of the month when food stamps, welfare, social security checks came in leaving ALL the work to myself and 3 other cutters, so needless to say, it was flippin BUSY! Jim would always leave his car keys on the desk, WELLLL, I took a 5 gallon plastic bucket, filled it 1/2 full, put it in our HUGE walk in freezer, pulled it out after 2 hours, put his keys on top of the ice, filled it to the top with more water, put it back in the freezer. Jim went to leave, asked where the "F" his keys were, I went to the freezer, brought him the bucket and low and behold, in the middle of 5 gallons of ice were his keys He threw the bucket on the cement floor for over 1 HOUR trying to get the ice to break!!!!

Dennis

[StormCrazyIowan]

LMAO!!!!!!

I'll have to think about this one!

[wx247]

Hmmm... I am never good at practical jokes. Let me think on it.

[azsnowman]

Now the second best! Jim had this 1967 Volkswagon Beetle in MINT, showroom floor condition, all original parts etc. WELL, I took a FOR SALE sign with me to work one day, I put $500 or Best Offer on it, I took a smoke break, put it on his car. Within 1 hour over 17 ppl came to the meat dept asking for Jim, Jim replied, "Yes, it's for sale, for the right price." This one customer had the $500 in his wallet, handed it to Jim, needless to say, he went BALLISTIC! "How dare you insult me with that offer!" he snapped, the customer snapped back, "Listen pal, YOU'RE the one asking $500 for it, RIGHT?" I had also put his home phone # on the sign, by the time he got home he had over 20 messages on his voice mail!!

You guys would have to know Jim, he was a butthead in the 1st degree, I took his position over after he retired, I stayed in the meat cutting business for 20 years and retired 5 years ago, it's a TOUGH, TOUGH business, you HAVE to pull practicle jokes just to keep your sanity!

Dennis

[breeze]

Dennis, ya'll tormented the hades out of Jim!!! Lmao!!

We rearranged the lawn furniture on a friend's roof, one night,
exactly like it was sitting in his lawn...even had him convinced that
a small tornado came through while he was sleeping!

LoL! He was soooo gullible!

[CajunMama]

We have a neighbor who is a real light weight when it comes to doing any kind of work. He would complain about his job (he's a dentist who only works 3 1/2 days a week) and about how much he has to do at work and around the house (yea right!). Well he is very meticulous about his yard. He mows with gloves on We got tired of him complaining about having to mow once a week so we started fertilizing his yard once a week. If it was going to rain, it got fertilized again! He had the greenest & thickest yard on the street. But now he had to mow it twice a week. The last time we fertilized it ended up not raining and the fertilizer burnt a small patch of his yard. He took a sample to a local nursery and they told him he had a fungus

[coriolis]

that's hilarious.

[chadtm80]

ROFLMAO!

[breeze]

Lmao! I love it!

[MScoast]

too darn funny!!!!!! LOL

[CajunMama]

Every Halloween everyone on my small street (14 homes) gets together. The men barbeque and drink. The women drink! Then some of us take our kids to another neighborhood to trick or treat. We come back and eat dinner and drink some more :drinking: ! Young couple (childless) living in the cul-de-sac decided to go out on the town. Gasp, they left the street on Halloween night. They broke the sacred bond! We'll get them. We toilet papered their house. Even the 60 year old couple from England (who had never wrapped a house before)joined in. After, we lined all our lawn chairs up along the sidewalk to wait for them to come home. It got later & later & later. They still had not returned home. One by one we all started falling asleep so we went into our homes and went to bed . The next moring we woke up to pounding on our front door. Oh my head, who could be making all that racket! Opened the front door, looked out THE ENTIRE STREET WAS TOILET PAPERED. They found out about the tping and decided to retaliate.

[streetsoldier]

OK, top this...

My younger brother and his band was on the road, and once they took me along as a "lounge artist" for "atmosphere". He had a different girl every night (usually some employee of the motel, or a chemically-enhanced "lounge groupie"), and I had to go out to the pool area and WAIT (we shared a room) until the ladies trotted out before I could get any sleep (3-4 am?)...SO...

Before we left the motel after his gig was over, I stowed a couple of NASTY XXX-rated magazines in the room under HIS pillow, and made sure that they looked "well-used"...knowing that he'd be back sometime in the near future.

It worked! Two months later, the girls there avoided him like the PLAGUE! He never knew why...

[breeze]

LMAO, soldier! Mean....but, hey.....funny!!!!

[JQ Public]

I love hiding in the closet beside our bathroom and scarring the bejesus outta my little brother...it works everytime