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Never choke in a restaurant in the South...

#1 Postby mf_dolphin » Mon Feb 23, 2004 11:29 pm

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to
the bar. His pa! rtner says "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"


:eek: :D
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#2 Postby southerngale » Mon Feb 23, 2004 11:32 pm

ROFLOL!!!!!! :lol:
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#3 Postby Lindaloo » Mon Feb 23, 2004 11:32 pm

ROFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#4 Postby Stormsfury » Mon Feb 23, 2004 11:46 pm

OMG!!!!! LMAO!!!!

*sprays the floor with Mountain Dew*
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#5 Postby Guest » Tue Feb 24, 2004 8:40 am

Marshall that's too funny. Thanks for the laugh.
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#6 Postby j » Tue Feb 24, 2004 9:01 am

lmao.....thems clever
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#7 Postby JCT777 » Tue Feb 24, 2004 11:11 am

LOL!! :lol: I've seen this one before and it's very funny. 8-)
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#8 Postby CaptinCrunch » Tue Feb 24, 2004 11:37 am

LMAO :lol:
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#9 Postby Stephanie » Tue Feb 24, 2004 12:12 pm

:rofl:
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#10 Postby vbhoutex » Tue Feb 24, 2004 12:17 pm

Yep, around here we call it the "Texas Hind lick manuever". Works every time!!!!! :eek: :eek: :lol: :eek: :lol: :eek:
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#11 Postby stormraiser » Tue Feb 24, 2004 6:31 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: I'll have to try that sometime
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