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Now you know everything!!!!

#1 Postby stormchazer » Mon Mar 01, 2004 8:05 am

Now you know everything!!!!

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for
blood plasma.
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do
watching television.
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or
older.
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by
eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking
you up in the morning.
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
(No wonder my house is so DUSTY! LOL!)
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first "Marlboro Man."
Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
Pearls melt in vinegar.
The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro,
Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet
away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the
flush. (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)

Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first U.S. president whose name
contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The second?
William Jefferson Clinton.
(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!?!!)
And the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that; don't YOU?)
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Re: Now you know everything!!!!

#2 Postby stormraiser » Mon Mar 01, 2004 11:45 am

stormchazer wrote:Now you know everything!!!!

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.


I've done nine a couple of times.

stormchazer wrote:A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.


Can you tell that to my Dahlia. She's so loud she echoes quite well. :lol:
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Re: Now you know everything!!!!

#3 Postby Skywatch_NC » Mon Mar 01, 2004 11:50 am

[quote="stormchazer"]Now you know everything!!!!


Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

I would think auto accidents rather than donkeys.
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Re: Now you know everything!!!!

#4 Postby Guest » Mon Mar 01, 2004 11:53 am

stormchazer wrote:(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!?!!)


:eek: :eek: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? I thought he was squeaky clean... :lol:

Turtles can breathe through their butts.


Thanks for the information! :lol:
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Re: Now you know everything!!!!

#5 Postby Skywatch_NC » Mon Mar 01, 2004 11:55 am

NEWeatherguy wrote:
stormchazer wrote:(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!?!!)


:eek: :eek: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? I thought he was squeaky clean... :lol:

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that; don't YOU?)


Thanks for the information! :lol:


Now we know why some peeps need breath deodorizers! :eek: :lol:
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#6 Postby JCT777 » Mon Mar 01, 2004 1:07 pm

Nice info, but I still know nothing. :lol:
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#7 Postby petal*pusher » Mon Mar 01, 2004 9:21 pm

Too funny!

Hmmmm.........Now if a turtle breathes with its butt....what do you suppose it does with its nose???????.............p :eek:
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Re: Now you know everything!!!!

#8 Postby OtherHD » Mon Mar 01, 2004 9:25 pm

stormchazer wrote:Now you know everything!!!!

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.


I'm assuming you mean a standard 8.5" X 11" piece of printer paper. It can easily be done with something larger, but I can't get any higher than 7 with a regular piece of paper.
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