The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of
>his tongue. - Anonymous
>
>Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
>wonderful.- Ann Landers
>
>If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
>went. - Will Rogers
>
>There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
>- Ben Williams
>
>A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
>himself.- Josh Billings
>
>The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
>- Andy Rooney
>
>We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.
>And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever
>made. - M. Acklam
>
>Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who
>are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
>- Sigmund Freud
>
>I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
>cult.- Rita Rudner
>
>A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
>times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
>
>Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
>- Franklin P. Jones
>
>If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
>known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. - James Thurber
>
>If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. - Unknown
>
>My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
>That's almost $21.00 in dog money. - Joe Weinstein
>
>Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back
>from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a
>cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
>- Anne Tyler
>
>Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and
>get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
>
>If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
>you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
>- Mark Twain
>
>You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look
>that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
>- Dave Barry
>
>Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger
>Caras
>
>If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
>pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. - Phil Pastoret
>
>My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.
>- Unknown
Dennis
