One more for the ladies tonight....

[Guest]

If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put them all up there.

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Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. -- Charlotte Whitton

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Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

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Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

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Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

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Women don't make fools of men. Most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

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Best way to get a man to do something: Suggest they are too old for it.

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If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

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Ask any man, and he will tell you that any woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once. While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking and the other is cleaning.

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The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.

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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

[Suzi Q]

If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put them all up there.
THAT thought has crossed my mind numerous times!

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Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
And are usually MUCH more appreciative!

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Women don't make fools of men. Most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
Once again, an easy task for them.


If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
AMEN, AMEN, AMEN!!!!!
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Ask any man, and he will tell you that any woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once. While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking and the other is cleaning.
How VERY true!

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The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.
Oh heavens, I've done this three times now!