MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR NEXT SATURDAY

[Winnipesaukee]

MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR NEXT SATURDAY. AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT
IS A SIN
FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND
THAT HE
MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.

SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED
TO WALK
OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY
NEIGHBORHOOD
TERRORISTS.

CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS
ANTI-TERRORIST
EFFORT.

ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR
HOUSE TO
PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK ITS
OKAY TO
SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL
AMERICAN
WOMEN.

AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD
6-PACK AT
YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT.

THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT
TERRORISTS AND
APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.

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This is a spam I just got. I swear, the amount of stuff I've been getting in my inbox is multiplying at an alarming rate and becoming more and more ridiculous.

[GalvestonDuck]

You're late. We already did that on Saturday, June 8, 2002.

That email is old.

On the other hand, if you come to Galveston on Saturday....

[Stephanie]

That's funny Duck!!

I agree, the spam I'm getting is too much. I think it's related partially to the "Do Not Call List".

[southerngale]

[stormraiser]

LOL What's the matter Kelly? Skeered

[wx247]

So they did it in 2002... LET'S DO IT AGAIN!

[Aslkahuna]

but in my neighborhood there just aren't many women that I would like to see prancing around in the nude-they just don't have the figure for it most of them being more like Elsie than Britney.

Steve

[Lindaloo]

but in my neighborhood there just aren't many women that I would like to see prancing around in the nude-they just don't have the figure for it most of them being more like Elsie than Britney.

Steve

[stormraiser]

[weatherlover427]

[dirty side]There's a few hot women around here that ...[/dirty side]

[Josephine96]

LOL dirty side? what's that

[Guest]

Oh, boy...

[weatherlover427]

I ... um ... think I ... have some ... cutewomenthatliveinmyapartmentcomplexarea!!!

(sshh don't tell my g/.f I said that )

[azskyman]

Consider the reality that if the women knew they were going to be parading around the neighborhood in their birthday suits, it would still take them two hours to get ready.

Meanwhile, the neighborhood guys would start drinking that beer at 10:31 am (determined by the time when McDonalds no longer serves breakfast). By the time the women start running around the neighborhood, the men would be seeing two(or is it 4) of everything! And the beer would really be flowing.

As the afternoon wears on, the guys keep drinking but it is the girls who are considering suicide because even though they all wore the same outfit outside that afternoon, so-and-so looked SO much better in hers....

The obnoxious guys would just meander from place to place until the beer ran out at one house, and they would go on to the next....finally ending up crashed and stupid drunk in the bushes somewhere too many houses away to go home....and when they finally do, they discover their wives have gone out shopping with the credit card to make themselves feel better about that so-and-so who looked SO gorgeous in the birthday suit.

.....which, if you think about it, might be the real reason why the Taliban men don't want to look at that other woman in the first place.

[stormraiser]

[coriolis]

So are we doing it, or not?

[vbhoutex]

So are we doing it, or not?

Not at Steve's neighborhood!!!

So they did it in 2002... LET'S DO IT AGAIN!