the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave
Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
> >> a = poopsie b = lumpy
> >> c = buttercup d = gadget
> >> e = crusty f = greasy
> >> g = fluffy h = cheeseball
> >> i = chim-chim j = stinky
> >> k = flunky l = boobie
> >> m = pinky n = zippy
> >> o = goober p = doofus
> >> q = slimy r = loopy
> >> s = snotty t = tootie
> >> u = dorkey v = squeezit
> >> w = oprah x = skipper
> >> y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Us e the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
> >> a = apple b = toilet
> >> c = giggle d = burger
> >> e = girdle f = barf
> >> g = lizard h = waffle
> >> i = cootie j = monkey
> >> k = potty l = liver
> >> m = banana n = rhino
> >> o = bubble p = hamster
> >> q = toad r = gizzard
> >> s = pizza t = gerbil
> >> u = chicken v = pickle
> >> w = chuckle x = tofu
> >> y = gorilla z = stinker
> >>
> >> Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
> >> a = head b = mouth
> >> c = face d = nose
> >> e = tush f = breath
> >> g = pants h = shorts
> >> i = lips j = honker
> >> k = butt l = brain
> >> m = tushie n = chunks
> >> o = hiney p = biscuits
> >> q = toes r = buns
> >> s = fanny t = sniffer
> >> u = sprinkles v = kisser
> >> w = squirt x = humperdinck
> >> y = brains z = juice
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
My new name is Poopsie Bubble Nose
