German couple didn't know to have sex to have children

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German couple didn't know to have sex to have children

#1 Postby Brent » Tue May 18, 2004 11:19 am

I hope this is made up, I really do.

:eek: :eek: :eek:

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html

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#2 Postby TexasStooge » Tue May 18, 2004 11:24 am

Freaky!!!!
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#3 Postby bfez1 » Tue May 18, 2004 11:25 am

Just when I thought I heard it all!!!
You have got to be kidding!!!
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#4 Postby coriolis » Tue May 18, 2004 11:34 am

My older brother always told me that I was found under a cabbage plant.
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#5 Postby Guest » Tue May 18, 2004 12:19 pm

Wow is all I have to say to that. Sheltered life???
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#6 Postby GalvestonDuck » Tue May 18, 2004 12:23 pm

coriolis wrote:My older brother always told me that I was found under a cabbage plant.


Well, it's the truth, isn't it? :wink:
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#7 Postby HurricaneGirl » Tue May 18, 2004 12:32 pm

:eek: :roll: They need to go to Dr. Ruth's School of Sexual Literacy.
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#8 Postby Guest » Tue May 18, 2004 12:33 pm

Oh Shawn, I used to love Cabbage Patch Dolls. I owned tons of them as a little girl. They were just the cutest things! I think I may have actually seen some in stores during the past few months.
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#9 Postby TexasStooge » Tue May 18, 2004 1:04 pm

GalvestonDuck wrote:
coriolis wrote:My older brother always told me that I was found under a cabbage plant.


Well, it's the truth, isn't it? :wink:
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LOL!! :lol:
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#10 Postby Skywatch_NC » Tue May 18, 2004 1:15 pm

I remember the year that some younger cousins of mine got some Cabbage Patch kids for Christmas...there was a boy one named Otis Lee. 8-)

So Ed...is your favorite side dish...ahem...cole slaw? :wink: I love the hot slaw variety too with broken-up bacon in it. :)

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#11 Postby Miss Mary » Tue May 18, 2004 3:12 pm

Unbelievable story!

Ed - LOL

And finally, I imagine this couple is making up for lost time! Wonder if their family members have seen them lately? LOL

Mary
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#12 Postby Rainband » Tue May 18, 2004 3:31 pm

:eek: :eek: I guess TV is different over there :lol:
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#13 Postby coriolis » Tue May 18, 2004 5:28 pm

I resemble that, Duck!

And yes, I love cole slaw and pigs in a blanket too.

Yes HG, they should at least read the book!
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#14 Postby Josephine96 » Tue May 18, 2004 5:45 pm

So did they not know how to have sex? lol or did they just not know they needed to have sex to have children? lol
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#15 Postby Brent » Tue May 18, 2004 6:57 pm

Josephine96 wrote:So did they not know how to have sex? lol or did they just not know they needed to have sex to have children? lol


Apparently neither. ROFLMAO!!!!

I'm dying laughing here. :lol:

Can people REALLY be that stupid? Gosh, I'm 15 and know you have to do that.
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#16 Postby azskyman » Tue May 18, 2004 7:11 pm

Cabbage Patch kids? Hmmm, it really IS true....

I'm actually not surprised at that story. Sex is such a taboo subject in some families.

Another twist to a similar story. I heard of a woman who kept getting pregnant in spite of a longterm prescription of birth control pills.

She didn't know she was supposed to ingest them; she simply put them under her pillow during sex.

9 months later..... Darn pills failed again!

Must need a different kind of pillow.
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#17 Postby Josephine96 » Tue May 18, 2004 7:34 pm

She put her birth control pills where? lol
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#18 Postby Brent » Tue May 18, 2004 7:49 pm

azskyman wrote:Cabbage Patch kids? Hmmm, it really IS true....

I'm actually not surprised at that story. Sex is such a taboo subject in some families.

Another twist to a similar story. I heard of a woman who kept getting pregnant in spite of a longterm prescription of birth control pills.

She didn't know she was supposed to ingest them; she simply put them under her pillow during sex.

9 months later..... Darn pills failed again!

Must need a different kind of pillow.


OMG! Are you serious? ROFLMAO!!! *falls into floor laughing*

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#19 Postby Josephine96 » Tue May 18, 2004 7:50 pm

LMAO.. I'm still laughing about the couple that must not have known how to have sex lol..
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#20 Postby chadtm80 » Tue May 18, 2004 8:08 pm

What?? Your kidding me right?? This has to be fake!! Every doctor knows it dosent take sex to make a baby.. You just need a stork. Duh!!

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