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On a brighter note!!!!

#1 Postby Pburgh » Wed Jun 09, 2004 5:47 pm

YOU GOTTA LOVE A DRUNK

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a
drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not; it is three in the morning, and it is pouring outside!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember
about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he's told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring
rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
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#2 Postby Skywatch_NC » Wed Jun 09, 2004 5:54 pm

He had a Busch and then wanted a Push! :lol:

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#3 Postby vbhoutex » Wed Jun 09, 2004 5:55 pm

:roflmao: :crying: :roflmao: :crying: :roflmao: :crying: :roflmao: :crying: :roflmao: :crying: :roflmao: :crying:
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#4 Postby breeze » Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:58 pm

LOL, Karan, I would have found my ex laying
face-down, in the muddy front lawn, at that point...

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#5 Postby stormraiser » Wed Jun 09, 2004 9:38 pm

LOL
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#6 Postby Josephine96 » Wed Jun 09, 2004 9:48 pm

why you cryin David?
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#7 Postby vbhoutex » Wed Jun 09, 2004 10:51 pm

That is called ROFLMAOCMEO-Rolling on the floor laughing my a$$ off crying my eyes out.
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#8 Postby Guest » Fri Jun 11, 2004 9:40 am

Hehehe. Good one.
...Jennifer...
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