MEN ARE HAPPIER - Now we know why!

mf_dolphin · #1 Postby **mf_dolphin** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 9:24 am

Why Men Are Just Happier People

1. Your last name stays put.
2. The garage is all yours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. You can be president.
6. You can never be pregnant.
7. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
8. You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
9. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
10 You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
11. Same work, more pay.
12. Wrinkles add character.
13. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental - $100.
14. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
15. One mood - all the time.
16. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
17. You know stuff about tanks.
18. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
19. You can open all your own jars.
20. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
21. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
22. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
23. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
24. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
25. Everything on your face stays it's original color.
26. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
27. You only have to shave your face and neck.
28. You can play with toys all your life.
29. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
30. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
31. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
32. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
33. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
34. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 45 minutes.

No wonder men are always so much happier!!!

Josephine96 · #2 Postby **Josephine96** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 9:25 am

LOL so true..

Website · #3 Postby **Brent** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 9:49 am

So true. I love it.

southerngale · #4 Postby **southerngale** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 10:00 am

Yeah, kinda true. Men are wimps.

Website · #5 Postby **Brent** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 10:03 am

southerngale wrote:Yeah, kinda true. Men are wimps.

No we're simple. :lol:

mf_dolphin · #6 Postby **mf_dolphin** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 10:41 am

southerngale wrote:Yeah, kinda true. Men are wimps.

And since you women marry us what does that make you? ;-)

#7 Postby **coriolis** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 12:03 pm

Hoo Hoo Ha Ha.
Chalk one up for the guys.

We know stuff about tanks, battleships, backhoes, and all that cool stuff. Beats the heck out of whether the curtains match the wall.

Website · #8 Postby **Brent** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 12:09 pm

coriolis wrote:Hoo Hoo Ha Ha.
Chalk one up for the guys.

We know stuff about tanks, battleships, backhoes, and all that cool stuff. Beats the heck out of whether the curtains match the wall.

Got that right.

therock1811 · #9 Postby **therock1811** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 12:16 pm

mf_dolphin wrote:16. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

Depends who I'm talking to as to whether that is true or not...if I'm conversing with a friend(or my girlfriend) I'm usually staying on the phone for over 10 minutes...on the flip side, if I'm just telling my folks where I am, usually THOSE calls are done in 10 seconds flat.

Amanzi · #10 Postby **Amanzi** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 4:14 pm

Brent wrote:
southerngale wrote:Yeah, kinda true. Men are wimps.

No we're simple.

Yes and if you add the word minded after simple... it basically explains it all. Thanks Brent you just explained it all for us! :lol:

Lindaloo · #11 Postby **Lindaloo** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 4:26 pm

mf_dolphin wrote:And since you women marry us what does that make you?

Haven't you ever heard the expression "Behind every man is a good woman?" Someone has to tell them what to do.

Lindaloo · #12 Postby **Lindaloo** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 4:27 pm

Amanzi wrote:
Brent wrote:
southerngale wrote:Yeah, kinda true. Men are wimps.

No we're simple.

Yes and if you add the word minded after simple... it basically explains it all. Thanks Brent you just explained it all for us!

GOOD ONE Bronnie. :lol:

mf_dolphin · #13 Postby **mf_dolphin** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 4:32 pm

Lindaloo wrote:Haven't you ever heard the expression "Behind every man is a good woman?" Someone has to tell them what to do.

And that's where they should be....walking behind the man :-)

Lindaloo · #14 Postby **Lindaloo** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 4:35 pm

mf_dolphin wrote:
Lindaloo wrote:Haven't you ever heard the expression "Behind every man is a good woman?" Someone has to tell them what to do.

And that's where they should be....walking behind the man

BAH Hum bug. :moon2:

deb_in_nc · #15 Postby **deb_in_nc** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 5:42 pm

Actually women have to stand behind the men to make sure they do the job right. :lol:

Stormsfury · #16 Postby **Stormsfury** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 7:14 pm

Oh boy ... War of the Roses Part XXXVIII ...

deb_in_nc · #17 Postby **deb_in_nc** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 7:29 pm

Website · #18 Postby **Brent** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 7:36 pm

deb_in_nc wrote::woo:

mf_dolphin · #19 Postby **mf_dolphin** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 9:36 pm

Those that can do...those that can't watch their men do it for them :-)

Amanzi · #20 Postby **Amanzi** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 8:03 am

mf_dolphin wrote:Those that can do...those that can't watch their men do it for them

Then the woman quietly phones a proffesional (normally a plumber or mechanic) to undo what the man said he could do!!

MEN ARE HAPPIER - Now we know why!

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