The Barracks Door

[bfez1]

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper
> > > > down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said,
> > > > "Your barracks door is open."
> > > > This is not a phrase men normally use,
> > > > so he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.
> > > > When he was about done shopping, a man came up and
> > > > said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished
> > > > his shopping.
> > > > He then intentionally got in the line to check out
> > > > where the lady was that told him about his
"barracks
> > > > door." He was planning to have a little fun with
> > > > her. When he reached her counter he said,
> > > > "When you saw my barracks door open
> > > > did you see a soldier standing in there at
attention?"
> > > >
> > > > The lad! y (being smarter than a man...of course)
> > > > thought for a moment and said, "No...no I didn't.
> > > > All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two
> > > > duffel bags."
> > > >
> > > >
> > >

[vbhoutex]

GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[streetsoldier]

That could be ME, except that I don't own any duffel bags.

[mf_dolphin]

My duffel bags just don't work anymore.

[vbhoutex]

TMI!!!TMI!!!!TMI!!!!

[mf_dolphin]

This was a planned modification 4 children were plenty LOL

[vbhoutex]

The Van Bergen household had "modifications" quite a few years ago!!! That was after 2!!! I can't imagine 4, at least not Van Bergens!!!! Now if someone doesn't attack that you are all wimps!!!

[therock1811]

TMITINTK...thats more info than I needed to know!

That said, great joke bfez!

[azskyman]

After two bouncing baby boys weighing in around 10 lbs each, my drill instructor made sure my duffel bags had their strings snipped too!