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Mastercard Wedding!

#1 Postby bfez1 » Thu Jul 01, 2004 12:16 pm

MasterCard Wedding -- You gotta love this guy, This
> > >is a true story about a recent wedding that took place
> > >at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper
> > >and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding
> > >with about 300 guests.
> > >
> > >After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up
> > >on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
> > >
> > >He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many
> > >from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
> > >He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his
> > >family and to thank his new father-in-law for
> > >providing such a lavish reception.
> > >
> > >As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted
> > >to give everyone a special gift just from him. So
> > >taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the
> > >wedding party, was a manila envelope.
> > >
> > >He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them
> > >to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope
> > >was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the
> > >best man.
> > >
> > >The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier
> > >and had hired a private detective to tail them.
> > >
> > >After just standing there, just watching the guests'
> > >reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the
> > >best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his
> > >bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the
> > >dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >He had the marriage annulled first thing in the
> > >morning.
> > >
> > >While most people would have canceled the wedding
> > >immediately after finding out about the affair, this
> > >guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were
> > >wrong.
> > >
> > >His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over
> > >$32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and
> > >best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
> > >reputations in front of 300 friends and family
> > >members.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you
> > >think we might get a
> > >
> > >MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
> > >friends.....................................$32,000.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >Wedding photographs commemorating the
> > >occasion.....................................$3,000.
> > >
> > >Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
> > >Maui.........................................$8,500.
> > >
> > >The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
> > >glossy of the bride humping the best
> > >man..........Priceless. There are some things money
> > >can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD.
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#2 Postby Lindaloo » Thu Jul 01, 2004 12:32 pm

ROFL!!! Too funny!
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#3 Postby Josephine96 » Thu Jul 01, 2004 12:48 pm

LMAO!
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#4 Postby mf_dolphin » Thu Jul 01, 2004 12:54 pm

Now that's a man with STYLE! :-)
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#5 Postby pojo » Thu Jul 01, 2004 1:05 pm

that was too funny. Ironic story. I started dating my boyfriend last june and his ex did the same thing, but with her best friend... a couple months later, he divorced her.... he shouldn't have married her in the first place. (last june was the divorce... she was married already in Feb to the same guy she was fooling around with!)
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#6 Postby Josephine96 » Thu Jul 01, 2004 2:20 pm

LOL..
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