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The Anniversary!!!

#1 Postby bfez1 » Thu Jul 08, 2004 4:22 pm

A woman awakens during the night to find that her husband is not
in bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a glass of scotch

in front of him.

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip.

"What's the matter, dear?" she asks tenderly as she steps into the

room.

"Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from his drink. "Do you remember when we were

first
dating, we were so young?" he asks.

"Yes, I do," she replies. The husband continues, his voice =
brimming with emotion.

"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my

car making love?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair =
beside him.

The husband continues. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun

in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I'll see that you

go to jail for 30 years?'"

"I remember that," she replies softly, taking his hand.

He wipes a tear from his cheek and says,

"I would have gotten out today."
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#2 Postby Brent » Thu Jul 08, 2004 4:24 pm

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#3 Postby Skywatch_NC » Thu Jul 08, 2004 4:28 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#4 Postby GalvestonDuck » Thu Jul 08, 2004 4:34 pm

:LOL: Bahahahahahaha!
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#5 Postby streetsoldier » Thu Jul 08, 2004 5:59 pm

Post script; the attending physician in the ER states that he will recover, but he will be in traction for at least 6-8 weeks.
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