THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN:
> > >
> > > Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild,
> > > naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
> > >
> > > Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America. Well developed and open to
> > trade,
> > > especially for someone with cash.
> > >
> > > Between 31 and 35 she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of
> > her
> > > own beauty.
> > >
> > > Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm
> > and
> > > desirable place to visit.
> > >
> > > Between 41 and! 50 she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by past
> > > mistakes and massive reconstruction is now necessary.
> > >
> > > Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia. Very wide and borders are
> > > unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
> > >
> > > Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all
> > > conquering past but alas, no future.
> > >
> > > After 70, she becomes like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but
>no
> > > one wants to go there.
> > >
> > >
> > > THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:
> > >
> > > Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.
SO TRUE
MIKE
VERY FUNNY, YET SO TRUE
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