I invite them to have a substitute:
Go out and rent a wrecking ball. In the process of getting your wrecking ball, buy some hammers and nails. Take the hammers and nails (which represent random outside objects) and throw them at your house from two opposing directions. Don't forget to aim for the windows sometimes. Then get the wrecking ball. Knock down some trees in the opposing directions. It is ok if one hits your house. Also knock some limbs into your pool if you have one. Then take at least four swings at your house with the wrecking ball...2 in each opposing direction. Don't forget to knock some power lines down! After that, get a large fire hose and hook it up to your nearest fire hydrant. Spray your house with the water for at least an hour in each direction. It is recommended that you do this on a cloudy and slightly breezy day.
You are now done. You have created an imaginary hurricane on your house. Now it's time to clean up...hope you had fun!




