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WATCH OUT what you feed your dog

#1 Postby rainstorm » Tue Oct 05, 2004 8:42 am

Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

Mon Oct 4,10:41 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters



BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.



It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.


"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."


Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
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#2 Postby GalvestonDuck » Tue Oct 05, 2004 8:50 am

Watch out what you feed your dog?

How about, first off, watch out what you're cutting! :lol:
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#3 Postby storm4u » Tue Oct 05, 2004 8:52 am

Some people are so stupid :eek: !! The gave me a good laugh that i needed though! :D
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#4 Postby rainstorm » Tue Oct 05, 2004 8:54 am

perhaps before going out to kill a chicken late at night men should put their pants on first
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#5 Postby Amanzi » Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:06 am

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

Me thinks a trip to the eye doctor is in order :eek:
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#6 Postby therock1811 » Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:19 am

Amanzi wrote:ROFLMAO!!!!!!

Me thinks a trip to the eye doctor is in order :eek:

Definitely! :eek:
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#7 Postby Josephine96 » Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:22 am

Um.. No comments from here.. :wink:
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#8 Postby Tornado_Chaser2005 » Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:52 am

All I gotta say is OW!, and if i ever lost this precious item they call the penis, I think I would end ujp shooting myself?, lol, I dont know.

Tornado Chaser
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#9 Postby rainstorm » Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:19 am

alpo wont make a commercial from this
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#10 Postby Aquawind » Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:58 am

rainstorm wrote:perhaps before going out to kill a chicken late at night men should put their pants on first


Bingo! :lol:
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#11 Postby Josephine96 » Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:59 am

LOL.. Smart idea..
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#12 Postby WXBUFFJIM » Tue Oct 05, 2004 4:38 pm

All I gotta say is watch what you cut and eat.
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#13 Postby rainstorm » Tue Oct 05, 2004 4:44 pm

at least we know he was being honest when he said to the chicken:" this will hurt me alot more than it will hurt you"
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#14 Postby GalvestonDuck » Tue Oct 05, 2004 4:46 pm

rainstorm wrote:at least we know he was being honest when he said to the chicken:" this will hurt me alot more than it will hurt you"


Bahahahahahahahahaha! Haaahaaaaa!!! Heeeeheeee!! *snirt* :roflmao:

Helen made a funny!!!
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#15 Postby rainstorm » Tue Oct 05, 2004 4:48 pm

HEHE
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#16 Postby drudd1 » Tue Oct 05, 2004 4:50 pm

Do they have a different type of chicken there? You would think he would notice the lack of feathers. Geez, think what would have happened if he had went out to castrate the bull :wink:
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#17 Postby TS Zack » Tue Oct 05, 2004 5:35 pm

He deserves it if he first runs out naked, after a loud chicked. Then what was he grabbing at.....
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#18 Postby Stephanie » Tue Oct 05, 2004 5:52 pm

rainstorm wrote:at least we know he was being honest when he said to the chicken:" this will hurt me alot more than it will hurt you"



:lol:

The dog probably thought "tastes like chicken". :hehe:

This sounds like a moment for "Candid Camera" or "Punked"! :lol:
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#19 Postby HurricaneGirl » Wed Oct 06, 2004 6:32 am

Very nice rainstorm!! :lol:
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#20 Postby coriolis » Wed Oct 06, 2004 2:49 pm

No more cock-a-doodle-doo if you know what I mean.
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