The Robot bartender

Chat about anything and everything... (well almost anything) Whether it be the front porch or the pot belly stove or news of interest or a topic of your liking, this is the place to post it.

Moderator: S2k Moderators

Message
Author
User avatar
j
Category 5
Category 5
Posts: 4382
Joined: Thu Feb 13, 2003 1:21 pm

The Robot bartender

#1 Postby j » Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:55 am

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. It could not only dispense drinks flawlessly, but also -- like any good bartender--engage in appropriate conversation.

A man enters the bar, orders a drink. The robot serves him a
perfectly prepared cocktail, then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "150."

And the robot proceeds to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, etc. The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot.

He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, baseball, cheerleaders, etc.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He goes back in, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "50."

And the robot says, "So, you gonna vote for Kerry? "
0 likes   

User avatar
stormie_skies
Category 5
Category 5
Posts: 3318
Joined: Tue Aug 12, 2003 9:25 pm
Location: League City, TX

#2 Postby stormie_skies » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:02 am

Oh come on, that joke HAD to start its life as a Bush joke...its just TOO fitting! :lol:
0 likes   

GalvestonDuck
Category 5
Category 5
Posts: 15941
Age: 57
Joined: Fri Oct 11, 2002 8:11 am
Location: Galveston, oh Galveston (And yeah, it's a barrier island. Wanna make something of it?)

#3 Postby GalvestonDuck » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:04 am

*snicker* That's bad! :)

Just wondering though -- should political jokes and humorous links that don't spark debate in OT for other members to enjoy? I know not everyone likes to come here because they don't want to get involved in the sometimes-heated debates, but they still enjoy jokes and stuff.

What say ye, gang?
0 likes   

User avatar
stormie_skies
Category 5
Category 5
Posts: 3318
Joined: Tue Aug 12, 2003 9:25 pm
Location: League City, TX

#4 Postby stormie_skies » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:11 am

I have no problem with that, Duckie. Makes sense to me! :)
0 likes   

User avatar
therock1811
Category 5
Category 5
Posts: 5163
Age: 40
Joined: Thu May 15, 2003 2:15 pm
Location: Kentucky
Contact:

#5 Postby therock1811 » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:29 am

If it were me I'd leave a copy here, but move one to OT as well. Just my .02$.
0 likes   

User avatar
j
Category 5
Category 5
Posts: 4382
Joined: Thu Feb 13, 2003 1:21 pm

#6 Postby j » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:55 am

yeah....somebody can do it...I've got to leave...I'm skipping out and going riding with my wife this afternoon.

Have a great weekend all.
0 likes   

User avatar
stormie_skies
Category 5
Category 5
Posts: 3318
Joined: Tue Aug 12, 2003 9:25 pm
Location: League City, TX

#7 Postby stormie_skies » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:57 am

Have fun! :D
0 likes   

GalvestonDuck
Category 5
Category 5
Posts: 15941
Age: 57
Joined: Fri Oct 11, 2002 8:11 am
Location: Galveston, oh Galveston (And yeah, it's a barrier island. Wanna make something of it?)

#8 Postby GalvestonDuck » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:27 am

Okey dokie...just wanted to make sure.

Have fun, J!
0 likes   


Return to “Off Topic”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 47 guests