The Zipper

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A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier
walked
> up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." This is not a phrase
men
> normally use, so he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was
about
> done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped
> up
and
> finished his shopping. He then intentionally got in the line to check
> out where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door. He was
planning
> to have a little fun with her. When he reached her counter he said,
> "When you saw my barracks door open did you see a soldier standing in
> there at attention?" The lady (being smarter than a
> man) thought for a moment and said,"No, no I didn't. All I saw was a
> disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags.