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How to impress a woman

#1 Postby bfez1 » Thu Apr 10, 2003 1:19 pm

How to Impress....... A Woman

Compliment her,

cuddle her,

kiss her,

caress her,

love her,

stroke her,

tease her,

comfort her,

protect her,

hug her,

hold her,

spend money on her,

wine & dine her,

buy things for her,

dance with her,

listen to her,

care for her,

stand by her,

support her,

go to the ends of the earth for her

How to impress a Man

Show up naked.

Bring Beer.
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#2 Postby Amanzi » Thu Apr 10, 2003 1:26 pm

WOW men are deep...lol
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#3 Postby chadtm80 » Thu Apr 10, 2003 2:41 pm

LOL
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#4 Postby breeze » Thu Apr 10, 2003 2:46 pm

*Choosing to withhold comment...LoL!
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#5 Postby j » Thu Apr 10, 2003 2:49 pm

I'd be too tired to even crack the beer after all that!
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#6 Postby Miss Mary » Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:23 pm

Showing your age there j? Sorry, couldn't resist....older than you I know. Let me have it.

"Wow men are deep" - Amanzi - good reply!

Funny list. Very appropriate. Sort of reminds me of the TV show Everybody Loves Raymond. First part is Debra talking, second part is Ray doing the talking!
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#7 Postby the_master » Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:24 pm

lol ahahahaha...good one ( about the mens ) I halfto agree 8)
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#8 Postby Arizwx » Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:32 pm

A.)I have no problem doing any of those things in the list..and then some.
B.)Forget the Beer.Let's get to it! 8)
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#9 Postby rainstorm » Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:33 pm

all i have to do is wear a mini skirt and a man will do anything
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#10 Postby Arizwx » Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:40 pm

Is it getting abit warm in this room?
Okay..I'm hitting the Cold Shower! :o
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cool down time

#11 Postby rainstorm » Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:45 pm

Arizwx wrote:Is it getting abit warm in this room?
Okay..I'm hitting the Cold Shower! :o


hehe
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#12 Postby j » Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:47 pm

a sign of maturity is to refrain from jumping all over a leading type response such as rainstorms, which would only make us men look like beasts.

Exactly how short are we talking rainstorm?
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#13 Postby Stephanie » Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:49 pm

j wrote:a sign of maturity is to refrain from jumping all over a leading type response such as rainstorms, which would only make us men look like beasts.

Exactly how short are we talking rainstorm?


You're a trip!!!! :lol:
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#14 Postby Arizwx » Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:52 pm

C'mon Rainstorm,
Answer the man!This Shower is Friggin' Freezing and its 87F outside!!!
Lemme see..Baseball,Hockey,Wrestling,Women Wrestling,DOH!
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men are beasts, some are tigers, some are lambs

#15 Postby rainstorm » Thu Apr 10, 2003 4:04 pm

j wrote:a sign of maturity is to refrain from jumping all over a leading type response such as rainstorms, which would only make us men look like beasts.

Exactly how short are we talking rainstorm?



at least half way above the knee.
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Re: men are beasts, some are tigers, some are lambs

#16 Postby Arizwx » Thu Apr 10, 2003 4:07 pm

rainstorm wrote:
j wrote:a sign of maturity is to refrain from jumping all over a leading type response such as rainstorms, which would only make us men look like beasts.

Exactly how short are we talking rainstorm?



at least half way above the knee.


Thank You!
Now I can go outside and drip dry in the Sun!I'll defrost sometime in May.
8)
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#17 Postby rainstorm » Thu Apr 10, 2003 4:13 pm

cool!! be a good beastie boy!!
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#18 Postby Arizwx » Thu Apr 10, 2003 4:19 pm

rainstorm wrote:cool!! be a good beastie boy!!


You have no idea. :grrr:
hehehe.
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#19 Postby Guest » Thu Apr 10, 2003 4:22 pm

I want equality here. How about it ladies - the men got rainstorm in a mini - what can we ask for??????

Patricia
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#20 Postby Arizwx » Thu Apr 10, 2003 4:25 pm

ticka1 wrote:I want equality here. How about it ladies - the men got rainstorm in a mini - what can we ask for??????

Patricia


I stood outside in Broad Daylight Drip Drying!What more misery can you put me thru???
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