Never cheat on your wife or----------

[bfez1]

A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with
another woman. With super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard
and put his penis in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband was terrified, and screamed,
"Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you?" The wife, with a gleam
of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, Nope. I'm going to set the shed on fire. You do whatever you have to".

[Stephanie]

OMG!

[Amanzi]

ROFLMAO....

[j]

*cringing*

[mf_dolphin]

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest]

Cringe...OUCH.....double that............ :o