Parking Tickets

[wrkh99]

Parking Tickets
>
> I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about
5
> minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking
ticket.
> So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy
a
> break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called
him a
> pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for
> worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse manure. He finished the
second
> ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started
writing a
> third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused
him, the
> more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the
corner. I
> try to have a little fun each day. It's important.

[stormraiser]

ROFLMAO :o That was too much.

[Amanzi]

OMG. LOL. Thats just nasty. LOL. I can honestly say, I have never had a parking ticket or speeding fine in my life!

[mf_dolphin]

My luck I'd catch a cop on a bad day and would end up in jail!

[weatherlover427]

Hahahaha I've heard that one before but it's still funny.

[pojo]

that was hilarious! I've never tried that though.