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#1 Postby hurricanedude » Sun Apr 13, 2003 4:27 pm

A newly wed Jamaican fireman came home from work
>> >
>> >one day and said to his wife :
>> >Y'know sumptin, honey, we have a wonderful system
>> >
>> >
>> >at de fire station.
>> >Bell 1 rings - we put on we jackets.
>> >Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
>> >Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready
>> >to go.
>> >From now on, when I says 'Bell one' I want you to
>> >strip naked.
>> >When I says Bell two', you jump on de bed.
>> >When I says 'Bell tree', we's gonna mek love all tru
>> >de night."
>> >The next night he came home and shouted 'Bell One'
>> >and she
>> >
>> >
>> >stripped naked.
>> >'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed.
>> >'Bell Tree', and they started to make love.
>> >After a few minutes the wife yelled out "Bell Four".
>> >"What de hell is 'Bell Four', woman?"
>> >She replied: "Roll out more hose, man, you ain't
>> >nowhere near de
>> >fire."
HAHA
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#2 Postby pojo » Sun Apr 13, 2003 8:19 pm

LOL OMG!
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#3 Postby breeze » Sun Apr 13, 2003 8:51 pm

Heeee-heee.....good one, Dude!
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#4 Postby MScoast » Sun Apr 13, 2003 9:03 pm

lol...now that's funny!
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#5 Postby mf_dolphin » Sun Apr 13, 2003 9:12 pm

ROFL!
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#6 Postby hurricanedude » Sun Apr 13, 2003 9:36 pm

hehe, you think its funny, think how he must have felt..LMAO
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#7 Postby breeze » Sun Apr 13, 2003 9:51 pm

Oh, but being the woman, hmmmm.....I can't imagine...:ggreen:
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#8 Postby hurricanedude » Sun Apr 13, 2003 9:53 pm

only if i could say what i wanted without being banned
LMAO!!!!!!!!!
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#9 Postby breeze » Sun Apr 13, 2003 10:02 pm

LoL, been there many a time........ :wink:
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#10 Postby hurricanedude » Sun Apr 13, 2003 10:18 pm

maybe dolphin will let me be bad one more time before Im shipped over seas???
ya think?
hehe
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#11 Postby breeze » Sun Apr 13, 2003 10:25 pm

'Ya better hit him in the head with a red snapper before you
assume he might...Lol...like this....HEY, DOLPH! :fishslap:
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#12 Postby hurricanedude » Sun Apr 13, 2003 10:28 pm

nah, he likes that, he has a little freak in him as well, need to try a different approach with him..LMAO
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#13 Postby breeze » Sun Apr 13, 2003 10:32 pm

ROTFLMAO!!! OOoooooooh, wait til he logs on and sees that! :ggreen:
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#14 Postby hurricanedude » Sun Apr 13, 2003 10:42 pm

cant deny the truth hunny
LOL
he knows the truth, now we all do...
how do we spell banned? BANNED??
LMAO
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#15 Postby breeze » Sun Apr 13, 2003 10:46 pm

Well, you can either spell it B-A-N-N-E-D.....

or, you can spell it S-C-R-E-W-E-D....... :P
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#16 Postby hurricanedude » Sun Apr 13, 2003 10:47 pm

either way, is bye bye DUDE
LMAO
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#17 Postby breeze » Sun Apr 13, 2003 10:55 pm

Quick! PM me your address before Dolph bans you!

Lmao! :D
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#18 Postby hurricanedude » Sun Apr 13, 2003 11:10 pm

sent, now im going to beddy boooooo
see u tomorrow........and keep that butt a growing
LOL
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#19 Postby breeze » Sun Apr 13, 2003 11:13 pm

Are you kiddin'? People around me drop off pounds, I pick
'em up! :P
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