Reasons why Bill Clinton should administer Iraq...

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Reasons why Bill Clinton should administer Iraq...

#1 Postby streetsoldier » Tue Apr 15, 2003 8:16 pm

(a) He'd love Uday's gymnasium

(b) No lack of desks

(c) No lack of "interns"

(d) it's an oil-rich country, so he can be as "slick" as he wants, and no one would notice

(e) No Hillary

(f) He can sell Chelsea to the lowest bidder

(g) He won't need to unzip...they wear robes

(h) He will have the only "dangerous missile" in the country

(i) He can debate the "politics of meaning" with the world's most accomplished liars

(j) He can "inhale" there

(k) YOUR TURN! :wink:
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#2 Postby the_master » Tue Apr 15, 2003 8:26 pm

lol haha good :P
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#3 Postby weatherlover427 » Tue Apr 15, 2003 8:50 pm

ROTFL Bill that was funny! :lol:
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#4 Postby Stormsfury » Tue Apr 15, 2003 8:54 pm

*LMAO* - Most true.
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#5 Postby breeze » Tue Apr 15, 2003 10:28 pm

k) He could swear that he DIDN'T inhale, and Iraqi Information
Minister would back him on it!
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#6 Postby Amanzi » Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:29 am

ROFLMAO.... Bill you crack me up!
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