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TRUISMS
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when
you're in deep water.
Anyone who thinks old age is golden must not
have had a very exciting youth.
How come it takes so little time for a child
who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager
who wants to stay out all night?
Business conventions are important because
they demonstrate how many people a company
can operate without.
Why is it that at class reunions you feel
younger than everyone else looks?
Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
No one has more driving ambition than the
boy who wants to buy a car
There are no new sins....the old ones just get
more publicity.
There are worse things than getting a call for
a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right
number.
No one ever says "It's only a game" when
their team is winning.
How come we choose from just two people
for president and 50 for Miss America?
Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness
will make him wag his tail.
One of the quickest ways for a young man
to fail in life is to work so hard the boss will
think he's after his job
If you don't have a sense of humor, you
probably don't have any sense at all.
Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
You know you're old when you reach down
to get the wrinkles out of your panty hose
and realize you aren't wearing any.
I've reached the age where the happy hour
is a nap.
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