Every Man Should Have...
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Every Man Should Have...
A remote to wrestle his wife or girlfriend over
A can of their favorite beverage and snack handy
Feeling free to belch while the lady is out of earshot
Have at least one weekend off a month from the honey-dos
Any others, guys??
Eric
A can of their favorite beverage and snack handy
Feeling free to belch while the lady is out of earshot
Have at least one weekend off a month from the honey-dos
Any others, guys??
Eric
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Skywatch_NC wrote:A remote to wrestle his wife or girlfriend over
A can of their favorite beverage and snack handy
Feeling free to belch while the little lady is out of earshot
Have at least one weekend off a month from the honey-dos
Any others, guys??
Eric
LOL - okay!
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Pburgh wrote:Eric, you didn't mention farting. I thought that was a pre-requisite!!! OOPS![]()
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Seems the only time my ex ever did that was under the covers, whereupon he proceeded to fan me with the comforter--the better to spread the fumes. Guess he was trying to kill me, rather than go through the divorce we ultimately ended up with.


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we have barking spiders at our house too....
The major source of the barking spiders (who likes chili) states that fanning them around with the covers helps to keep them from becoming "antique."
Never hold in your farts.
They travel up your spine and into your brain.
And that's where sh*tty ideas come from...
Never hold in your farts.
They travel up your spine and into your brain.
And that's where sh*tty ideas come from...
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Re: we have barking spiders at our house too....
Persepone wrote:The major source of the barking spiders (who likes chili) states that fanning them around with the covers helps to keep them from becoming "antique."
Never hold in your farts.
They travel up your spine and into your brain.
And that's where sh*tty ideas come from...
Our barking spiders were NEVER in danger of becoming antique!

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alicia-w wrote:we have infestations of those little guys every once in a while...
even the dogs run and hide!
Not our dogs. They are a major source of barking spiders, and quite unafraid of them. I've noticed a problem with these spiders especially after the girls have had a few "Pup-a-Roni" treats.

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Re: we have barking spiders at our house too....
Persepone wrote:The major source of the barking spiders (who likes chili) states that fanning them around with the covers helps to keep them from becoming "antique."
Never hold in your farts.
They travel up your spine and into your brain.
And that's where sh*tty ideas come from...
Now thats just funny.




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Okay now.....has Chad visited you lately Eric?
LOL
Chad - you are corrupting Eric!!!!
Just kidding......lately a few sitcoms have mentioned how a guy's life changes the minute they begin dating. Complete Savages and Listen Up. We all howl at these references.
But I have to differ on the honey-do list. You see in our house, that doesn't apply 51 weeks a year. The only week I can pull this off is for our annual xmas party. Yep! That's about the only time I can pull of writing a list for Jim. In fact we all have them - since it's a major production to get this house in shape for company. This year we'll have 3: Super Bowl, May Grad and Christmas Parties. So make that 49 weeks for 2005. If I had a weekly list for Jim, I don't know what would happen in this house.....LOL Watch the show Raymond, Listen Up or half of the other family sitcoms right now, these situations do not apply in my house - hubby's in charge around here. And has been from day one! I couldn't even be like Debra Barone if I wanted to.
Mary
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Chad - you are corrupting Eric!!!!
Just kidding......lately a few sitcoms have mentioned how a guy's life changes the minute they begin dating. Complete Savages and Listen Up. We all howl at these references.
But I have to differ on the honey-do list. You see in our house, that doesn't apply 51 weeks a year. The only week I can pull this off is for our annual xmas party. Yep! That's about the only time I can pull of writing a list for Jim. In fact we all have them - since it's a major production to get this house in shape for company. This year we'll have 3: Super Bowl, May Grad and Christmas Parties. So make that 49 weeks for 2005. If I had a weekly list for Jim, I don't know what would happen in this house.....LOL Watch the show Raymond, Listen Up or half of the other family sitcoms right now, these situations do not apply in my house - hubby's in charge around here. And has been from day one! I couldn't even be like Debra Barone if I wanted to.
Mary
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alicia-w wrote:we have infestations of those little guys every once in a while...
even the dogs run and hide!
ROFLMAO!!!!









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weathermom wrote:Had a dog as a teenager that we called "poop" he was so good at the silent ones. We only used his real name for vet visits etc. He was just poop to us! If you saw him stand up and stretch you knew to clear the room!
LOL Ah yes the stretching or couch rubbing, both will bring them on with our dog. Sometimes we can here a soft - patueee - sound. Or pfffftttt as Laura says they sound like. Usually when she's brushing Hope. I say that's Hope's way of saying enough, stop with the brushing now will ya? LOL We have to muzzle her to trim nails, brush her, etc. She hates all and any maintainence type stuff.
Mary
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LOL Ah yes the stretching or couch rubbing, both will bring them on with our dog. Sometimes we can here a soft - patueee - sound. Or pfffftttt
You sure you aren't spying at my place??!!!!LOLOLOL!!!! Couldn't have described it better!!!
And talk aboout a thread being HIJACKED!!!! We start out with "what every man should have" and end up on barking spiders????
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