Blonde Joke

weatherlover427 · #1 Postby **weatherlover427** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 11:03 pm

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other, and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there." The mechanic gave the blonde a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another
car which had the hood up and asked, "is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

#2 Postby **pojo** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 11:21 pm

#3 Postby **bfez1** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:52 am

Hey, watch it, I'm a blonde :lol:

Guest · #4 Postby **Guest** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:55 am

Pro-Storm · #5 Postby **Pro-Storm** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:14 pm

My wife is blonde...... :38:

breeze · #6 Postby **breeze** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:30 pm

LoL, bfez...

I'll wince when the salt-and-pepper hair color jokes start... :lol:

Amanzi · #7 Postby **Amanzi** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 10:06 pm

LOL thats funny!

southerngale · #8 Postby **southerngale** » Thu Apr 24, 2003 2:47 am

LOL

A blonde bought a new Lexus She returned the next day complaining that the radio didn't work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!"

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

She drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say,"Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of theirs....

One day, another driver ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid him. "@SSHOLE!" she yelled...

The French National Anthem began to play.

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