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Sneezing!!!

#1 Postby bfez1 » Fri Apr 25, 2003 1:04 pm

A man and a woman are sitting beside
> each other in the first class section of
> the plane. The woman sneezes, takes
> a tissue, gently wipes her nose and
> shudders quite violently in her seat.
>
> The man isn't sure why she is
> shuddering and goes back to reading.
>
> A few minutes pass. The woman
> sneezes again. She takes a tissue,
> gently wipes her nose and shudders
> quite violently in her seat.
>
> The man is becoming more and more
> curious about the shuddering. A few
> more minutes pass. The woman
> sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue,
> gently wipes her nose and shudders
> violently again.
>
> The man has finally had all he can
> handle. He turns to the woman and
> says, "Three times you've sneezed
> and three times you've taken a tissue
> and wiped your nose then shuddered
> violently! Are you sending me signals,
> or are you going crazy?"
>
> The woman replies, "I'm sorry if I
> disturbed you. I have a rare condition
> and when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
>
> The man, now feeling a little
> embarrassed, but even more curious,
> says "I've never heard of that before.
> What are you taking for it?"
>
> The woman looks at him and says,
> "Pepper".
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#2 Postby Guest » Fri Apr 25, 2003 1:06 pm

OMG thats too funny Bonnie!!!!!
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#3 Postby chadtm80 » Fri Apr 25, 2003 1:59 pm

LOL
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#4 Postby breeze » Fri Apr 25, 2003 4:18 pm

LMAO!!!! :23:
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#5 Postby Amanzi » Fri Apr 25, 2003 5:08 pm

ROFLMAO..... I hope its contageous ;)
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#6 Postby pojo » Fri Apr 25, 2003 7:04 pm

LOL Oh My Goodness!!!
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#7 Postby mf_dolphin » Fri Apr 25, 2003 7:25 pm

ROFLMAO!
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