The worst song for a guy to sing:

TexasStooge · #1 Postby **TexasStooge** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 7:59 am

I'd say......

ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!

#2 Postby **bfez1** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 9:19 am

I hate the song, "To all the girls I've loved before" by Willie Nelson.

Amanzi · #3 Postby **Amanzi** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 9:24 am

LOL I would have to say all of them. Except I cringe every time I hear the words "Madonna's Like a Virgin" It brings back the horror of listening to that guy Keith audition for American Idol... That has to have been the worst singing I have ever heard. I had a sore stomach from laughing sooo much..

JetMaxx · #4 Postby **JetMaxx** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 9:30 am

I'm guilty of whistling/ humming "Baby hit me one more time" once in a while...but blame that on little sis Beth. She's a big Britney Spears fan, and has me hooked on her music as well :lol:

#5 Postby **Stephanie** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 11:27 am

Amanzi wrote:LOL I would have to say all of them. Except I cringe every time I hear the words "Madonna's Like a Virgin" It brings back the horror of listening to that guy Keith audition for American Idol... That has to have been the worst singing I have ever heard. I had a sore stomach from laughing sooo much..

Simon was right in saying he was the worst singer in the world! Randy's face was priceless!

My "other" vote was for Helen Reddy's "I Am Woman"!

breeze · #6 Postby **breeze** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 4:09 pm

I'd have to say, IMO, the worst song for me to hear
a guy sing would be Deana Carter's
"Did I Shave My Legs for This?" :o

OtherHD · #7 Postby **OtherHD** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 4:13 pm

"Man! I Feel Like A Woman"

ColdFront77 · #8 Postby **ColdFront77** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 4:36 pm

I don't listen to much music, but I guess I would say all of them.

I rather listen to instrumental music, such as jazz.

Stormsfury · #9 Postby **Stormsfury** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 7:36 pm

Definitely ALL OF THE ABOVE with OTHERS NOT ON THE LIST

Let's see ... How about ------ "You've Lost That Loving Feeling" for one
Hmmmm, .... How about "Genie in A Bottle"

pawlee · #10 Postby **pawlee** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 2:51 am

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer... you take one down and pass it around 98 bottles of beer on the wall... :wink:

M2 · #11 Postby M2 » Sat Apr 26, 2003 2:55 am

LOL, you'll never make it through Happy Hour! :bo

#12 Postby **streetsoldier** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 3:28 am

Toss-up between "Eternal Flame" (Bangles, 1989) and "Toucha-Toucha-Toucha-Me (I Want to Feel Dirty)", sung by Susan Sarandon as a young child ("Janet Weiss") in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" (1975).

M2 · #13 Postby M2 » Sat Apr 26, 2003 3:48 am

streetsoldier quote:

Toss-up between "Eternal Flame" (Bangles, 1989) and "Toucha-Toucha-Toucha-Me (I Want to Feel Dirty)", sung by Susan Sarandon as a young child ("Janet Weiss") in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" (1975).

Now Bill, I thought you had Tim Curry's parts memorized :ggreen:

including the dance steps

JetMaxx · #14 Postby **JetMaxx** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 9:26 am

"I loved them every one" by T.G. Sheppard is one I definitely DO NOT sing in the presence of a lady..

Choice lyrics include:
"Big and little, short or tall, wish I could have kept them all...umm, I loved them every one" AND "I'd love to thank them for the chance, of holding me in their arms...oh I hope they had some fun" :eek:

Sorry T.G., but I was raised with a little more chivalry than that...about a hundred times as much :lol:

#15 Postby **azskyman** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 10:19 am

At a company Christmas party about ten years ago, my staff remembered that I used to be in a rock band as a teenager (the 60's), so, without any warning ahead of time, they arranged for 2 young girls to come up and be my "Doo-Whap" gals hangin' on each of my arms while they played the Stone's "I Can't Get No Sat-is-fac-tion," and I stunned them with my rendition. "Stunned" was what I did.

Well, it was a good thing we ate before that moment...and laughs, not applause, were the net result. How quickly they realized my voice had not sung that song for some 30 years!

So..to this day when I think of men singing any music, I think of that moment and how I mutilated that song.

Still it was perhaps the last time that two 21-year-old beauties hung on my arms while I belted out that song in front of my wife and dozens of friends!

I'm not sure there is any relationship to the events that followed, but there could be.

That company never again had a Christmas party. Bonuses were nixed. The two girls at my side both broke up with their boyfriends. And last year, the company closed its doors after 107 years in business.

Oh, and my wife and I have since moved 1400 miles away from the site of that disaster!

So...if ever we have a Storm2k party? For the sake of the others, I suggest you not ask me to sing.

Steve

#16 Postby **Stephanie** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 10:24 am

azskyman wrote:At a company Christmas party about ten years ago, my staff remembered that I used to be in a rock band as a teenager (the 60's), so, without any warning ahead of time, they arranged for 2 young girls to come up and be my "Doo-Whap" gals hangin' on each of my arms while they played the Stone's "I Can't Get No Sat-is-fac-tion," and I stunned them with my rendition. "Stunned" was what I did.

Well, it was a good thing we ate before that moment...and laughs, not applause, were the net result. How quickly they realized my voice had not sung that song for some 30 years!

So..to this day when I think of men singing any music, I think of that moment and how I mutilated that song.

Still it was perhaps the last time that two 21-year-old beauties hung on my arms while I belted out that song in front of my wife and dozens of friends!

I'm not sure there is any relationship to the events that followed, but there could be.

That company never again had a Christmas party. Bonuses were nixed. The two girls at my side both broke up with their boyfriends. And last year, the company closed its doors after 107 years in business.

Oh, and my wife and I have since moved 1400 miles away from the site of that disaster!

So...if ever we have a Storm2k party? For the sake of the others, I suggest you not ask me to sing.

Steve

I'm certain that that was not the cause of why the company stopped the Christmas parties and closed there doors! I'm sure you were great though! :wink:

#17 Postby **streetsoldier** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 4:16 pm

M2, I DO have the whole show "down pat"...but I have never performed Janet Weiss' role (or that of Magenta or Columbia), and I don't recommend those roles (or songs thereof) for anyone of the masculine gender. :o

pawlee · #18 Postby **pawlee** » Sun Apr 27, 2003 5:10 am

streetsoldier wrote:M2, I DO have the whole show "down pat"... :o

so does this mean you wear fishnets and heels? :lol:

TexasStooge · #19 Postby **TexasStooge** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 12:09 pm

Amanzi wrote:LOL I would have to say all of them. Except I cringe every time I hear the words "Madonna's Like a Virgin" It brings back the horror of listening to that guy Keith audition for American Idol... That has to have been the worst singing I have ever heard. I had a sore stomach from laughing sooo much..

LOL! Like I've mentioned in "The Worst Singer In The World" topic, I laughed so hard, I nearly fell off the couch.

TexasStooge · #20 Postby **TexasStooge** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 12:39 pm

There was this one guy standing in the lunchlines during lunch and he was singing "Oops! I Did It Again". LOL

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