Desperate Housewives

StormChasr · #41 Postby **StormChasr** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 4:16 pm

And don't forget, Carlos is going to prison for EIGHT months.

Yep. He's gonna be the woman in prison for a while. In the meantime, John has lotsa fun with his wife, while he sleeps on his back. :wink:

Website · #42 Postby **Brent** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 5:57 pm

StormChasr wrote:
And don't forget, Carlos is going to prison for EIGHT months.

Yep. He's gonna be the woman in prison for a while. In the meantime, John has lotsa fun with his wife, while he sleeps on his back.

John is the gardener who isn't married. :wink:

#43 Postby **Pburgh** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 9:08 am

Mary, "pops up prego"!!!!!!!!!! ROTFLMBO

Miss Mary · #44 Postby **Miss Mary** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:21 am

Care for some spaghetti there Karan......that word reminds me of spaghetti sauce too. LOL

I've been using some crazy lingo lately, Shawn teased me about it a few times. Did you catch my "if she skips a cycle" bit? That was for the guys on this topic. Didn't want them all running for the hills by being more specific!!!!

Mary

#45 Postby **Pburgh** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:37 am

Yep, I pictured jars of marinara sauce flying in the air.lol
My washing machine missed a cycle last week. Should I begin to worry.

GalvestonDuck · #46 Postby **GalvestonDuck** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:40 am

Pburgh wrote:Yep, I pictured jars of marinara sauce flying in the air.lol
My washing machine missed a cycle last week. Should I begin to worry.

Only if the lint trap dies.

#47 Postby **vbhoutex** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:49 am

GalvestonDuck wrote:
Pburgh wrote:Yep, I pictured jars of marinara sauce flying in the air.lol
My washing machine missed a cycle last week. Should I begin to worry.

Only if the lint trap dies.

ROFLMAO!!!!! :lol:

#48 Postby **Pburgh** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:50 am

It was the soak cycle but the rinse cycle worked fine so I think we're safe!!!

Miss Mary · #49 Postby **Miss Mary** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 4:44 pm

Feel sorry for a newbie stumbling upon this topic! Wondering - now why aren't they discussing Desperate Housewives? LOL

Mary

Website · #50 Postby **Brent** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 6:34 pm

Entertainment Tonight is reporting a Housewife will blow up in the upcoming episode(not literally, but you know). "Shocking" preview coming up.

:slime:

Miss Mary · #51 Postby **Miss Mary** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 6:42 pm

Blow up huh? Wonder who? I'm thinking it might be someone minor like Maisey. The one that recently was arrested. I don't think they'd blow up one of the top five. Could also be Mrs. Huber's sister. Paul could be eying her next, to bump off that is. Must be a hobby with him....just kidding.

This is fiction. LOL

Mary

Website · #52 Postby **Brent** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 6:45 pm

Miss Mary wrote:Blow up huh? Wonder who? I'm thinking it might be someone minor like Maisey. The one that recently was arrested. I don't think they'd blow up one of the top five. Could also be Mrs. Huber's sister. Paul could be eying her next, to bump off that is. Must be a hobby with him....just kidding.

This is fiction. LOL

Mary

It's one of the main FOUR! I won't spoil it for you, but she'll be on fire.

Also this Sunday: Susan's mom will bring home two men to jumpstart their love lifes... only thing is, Susan's mom's man is much younger than she is(she's 58 but doesn't look it), so Susan tells her "Get him out in 5 minutes or I'll tell him how old you really are" and apparently Gabrielle's credit card will get turned down at a fancy restaurant. Mrs. McClusky is back(the old grouchy neighbor who Lynette's kids stole stuff from) and Lynette gets in hot water.

Miss Mary · #53 Postby **Miss Mary** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 8:30 am

Brent - you know way too many spoilers!!! Just kidding.....someday I may PM you for links (Survivor for one). But for now I like to live in my weekly-rather-clueless TV Land....LOL

I'm curious about something. You said the main four wives. By that I think you mean: Bree, Lynette, Susan (the main three IMO), and Gabrielle. Probably in that order. Lynette and Susan's positions seem to shift. Bree seems a tad more in the spotlight. And Gabrielle is definitely #4, IMO, since she doesn't have the mom connection the others have.

But I've always looked at this show with five main characters, although some early photo shoots pictured the four above. I've just always counted Edie in there, even though her charcater isn't on each week. She occasionally takes a week off.

So confirm if you mean the four I think you meant!

I did read about Susan's mother bringing home 2 guys. Lesly Ann Warren looks great for 58! From a distance, you'd guess her age to be 10 years younger. Not quite 50, but close. Not close to 60! I think she's the perfect actress to play Susan's mother - both are ditzy!

Mary

Website · #54 Postby **Brent** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:07 am

Yes... that's what I mean. Edie doesn't even appear in all of the episodes so I consider her in the main five, but not four.

Susan is 40 and her mother is 58... so that brings up all sorts of problems as well. :lol:

Website · #55 Postby **Brent** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:09 am

Miss Mary wrote:Brent - you know way too many spoilers!!!

No... I still haven't figured out the woman in the chest yet. I think it ties into Mike somehow, but some things don't add up. :lol:

GalvestonDuck · #56 Postby **GalvestonDuck** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:18 am

Brent wrote:
Miss Mary wrote:Brent - you know way too many spoilers!!!

No... I still haven't figured out the woman in the chest yet. I think it ties into Mike somehow, but some things don't add up.

I agree. Isn't he searching for an ex-girlfriend?

Website · #57 Postby **Brent** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:58 am

GalvestonDuck wrote:
Brent wrote:
Miss Mary wrote:Brent - you know way too many spoilers!!!

No... I still haven't figured out the woman in the chest yet. I think it ties into Mike somehow, but some things don't add up.

I agree. Isn't he searching for an ex-girlfriend?

Some kind of lover... may have been his wife.

I had heard the person in the trunk was a black woman though and Mike's wife/girlfriend was white. :?:

I think that is why Paul tried to setup Mike on the Mrs. Huber murder. He knows that Mike will figure it out soon. That's his whole reason for being there.

Website · #58 Postby **Brent** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:56 pm

May Sweeps spoilers(it doesn't tell us stuff, just mainly plots), but be warned, there are spoilers!!!

http://www.soapoperanetwork.com/boards/ ... topic=9274

Sounds AWESOME. 8-)

CajunMama · #59 Postby **CajunMama** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 9:03 pm

ok Brent...our resident DH expert...who was the older gentleman with the picture of the blond at the end?

Website · #60 Postby **Brent** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 9:39 pm

CajunMama wrote:ok Brent...our resident DH expert...who was the older gentleman with the picture of the blond at the end?

That is Deidre's dad... he's paying Mike to search for her(his whole reason for being on Wisteria Lane). Deidre was the woman in the trunk. It's all starting to tie in that Deidre is Paul and Mary Alice/Angela's mystery.

Great episode... defintely near the top. Good for Carlos, tearing up the post-Nupt.

What is up with Andrew? :eek:

I was literally rolling in the floor laughing when Bree said Rex liked S&M. I didn't even hear what she said after that I was just hysterical.

:roflmao:

Next week is a special recap and then May 1st is the first of 4 all-new episodes back-to-back leading up to the shocking finale on the 22nd.

George(Bree's beau) is back next new episode.

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