Most Embarrassing Moment

[TexasStooge]

Another embarrasing moment (which doesn't apply to me) was about one of my classmates. I was in 8th grade, the 1999-2000 school year was the only school term I had to wear school uniforms. I went to the use the restroom and I heard someone call my name. "Michael? Are you there? I need help!". The minute I walked out, I saw that he never made it to the bathroom. Here comes the best part, he asked me if we could switch pants! I told him, "Sorry, they're a little too small for me" which was the truth. If I could, I would've doused him with soap and water, and put a fan in front of him on high-speed and dry him.

[James]

Hehehe

[Guest]

I don't have an embarrassing moment that comes to mind; however, I embarrassed a girl. My first date was November 21, 2003.

Yes, that was the embarrassing part for the young women I went out with--the fact that she was going out with me!

[StormChasr]

I conducted a departmental meeting in a major university, and lectured to a room full of professors with my fly open. :(

[James]

Yes, that was the embarrassing part for the young women I went out with--the fact that she was going out with me!

Awww, I'm sure it wasn't that bad.

[Pburgh]

Well Stephanie mine is very similar to yours. I was a senior in high school and swimming at the local pool. I decided to try a jack-knife off the high board. In mid-air the snap on the back of my bikinni broke and off came my top - mid-air. Well it was the sixties and I did feel like I was flying free!!!!!!

[cajungal]

Well Stephanie mine is very similar to yours. I was a senior in high school and swimming at the local pool. I decided to try a jack-knife off the high board. In mid-air the snap on the back of my bikinni broke and off came my top - mid-air. Well it was the sixties and I did feel like I was flying free!!!!!!

Something similar happened to my mom. It was on my mom and dad's honeymoon. They went to Biloxi on the Mississippi Gulf Coast. Well, the water is usually calm. But, my mom said when they went it was a little rough. A wave came and knocked my mom's bikini top off. She had to dig in the water topless to go find it! My mom has never wore a bikini since. She now dresses like a nun. And she is still small enough to get away with wearing a bikini.

[vbhoutex]

I guess my most embarassing moment was when I was at a party at my next door neighbors. I think I was either 12 or 13 yrs old. I had to use the facilities and we aren't talking standing up either. I went in closed the door. Unfortunately I forgot to lock it and while I was sitting there minding and doing my business the door flys open and there is the whole party whooping and hollering at me!!! Leading it all was the hostess and her mother!! I was so pissed off I don't think I ever forgave them for that.

Another I can think of wasn't me, but a friend. We were in 7th grade social studies and we had to give oral reports on whatever subject the teacher had chosen for us. My frined was large for his age and really clumsy, basically what people call a dork. Anyway, he stood up at the podium and began his report and promptly fainted after the 2nd word came out of his mouth. Kids being kids we were all laughing at him until we realized he was out cold in front of the class.

[Stephanie]

Well Stephanie mine is very similar to yours. I was a senior in high school and swimming at the local pool. I decided to try a jack-knife off the high board. In mid-air the snap on the back of my bikinni broke and off came my top - mid-air. Well it was the sixties and I did feel like I was flying free!!!!!!

They did burn bras back then right??

[StormChasr]

They did burn bras back then right??

Did they even own them to burn them?

[Pburgh]

YES YES

[rainstorm]

since body parts are mentioned one time in ancient history in college(before i stupidly dropped out) i sat down and my jeans came down. most of my butt was showing for a brief time

[cajungal]

Yet, another embarrasing thing happened to me today. I was at work today. And I had to use the bathroom. We don't have an employee bathroom. We share it with customers which I hate. Well, customers were in the first 2 stalls. The last stall was empty but the lock is broken on it. I really had to go, so I took a chance. A customer flung the door wide open without even knocking or anything. And everyone in the bathroom could see me sitting on the toilet.

[azskyman]

Posted this before...and it still stands as the "most among several" embarrassing moments.

Was substitute teaching an 8th grade class...was trying to elicit interaction from the class by walking back and forth in front of the classroom...arms in motion and animated. Was a history class if I remember correctly. Didn't know a soul in the room...but out of the corner of my eye I caught a note going around the room.

From desk to desk it would go...up one aisle and down the other. As I kept pacing to and fro in front of the class and trying to bring them into the conversation, I had finally had "enough" of that note.

"Young lady," I said with conviction. "What is so important in that note that all of you seem preoccupied with it" Bring it up to me right now!"

She grinned, the class laughed out loud, and she sheepishly walked up to the front of the room and returned to her seat.

Facing the class I boldly went where no man should go...and opened that note.

It simply said, "Hey, check it out. Teach's fly is open!"

...and now you know the "rest of the story."

[Stephanie]

Poor Steve!

I have another one that's alittle more recent. Last year the coporation that owns the Tropicana had hired a new Corporate VP of Finance. His name is Hubert Wang. He came out to Atlantic City last summer and my department went to lunch with him and the VP of Finance of the Atlantic City property. Do you know I kept calling him "Herbert" instead of "Hubert"?? He would corrrect me each time and I could "see" the correct spelling of his name in my head. My tongue didn't want to cooperate. I'm still working there and have conversations with him since!

[StormChasr]

This is a good one. I once referred to the wife of one of my big clients as "the Mistress of the House," at a dinner party in their honor. That did NOT win me points.

[Derek Ortt]

missing a 3 inch putt on my way to 101 in the final round of the River Oaks Club Championship A flite in 2002

[BocaGirl]

I usually can't walk and chew gum at the same time and my story proves it. I received an important letter and was re-reading it on my way in to work from the parking lot. I've walked those same steps at least ten thousand times. Anyway, I was so wrapped up in the letter that I got off course and tripped over a car stop. I went down like a ton of bricks. My sunglasses shattered, I bruised my nose and the heel on my shoe snapped. The worst part? I ripped the letter when I fell.

BocaGirl
Barbara

[BocaGirl]

I might as well share some of my other spectacular fall sites: in a unisex bathroom in France (I was trying to be cool and avert my eyes), in church, climbing into a van, and most recently, I had a little spill in a hot tub.

BocaGirl
Barbara

[Stephanie]

This is a good one. I once referred to the wife of one of my big clients as "the Mistress of the House," at a dinner party in their honor. That did NOT win me points.