Hymn #365

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Hymn #365

#1 Postby Stephanie » Mon May 09, 2005 6:31 pm

>>>> A southern Baptist minister was completing a
>>>> temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I
>>>> had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the
>>>> river.
>>>>
>>>> With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had
>>>> all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the
>>>> river."
>>>>
>>>> And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
>>>> said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
>>>> I'd take it and pour it into the river."
>>>>
>>>> Sermon complete, he sat down.
>>>>
>>>> The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
>>>> with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,
>>>> let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."
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#2 Postby StormChasr » Mon May 09, 2005 6:37 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#3 Postby Dee Bee » Mon May 09, 2005 7:02 pm

We certainly shall!! :Partytime:
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