Blonde Cop

sunny · #1 Postby **sunny** » Wed May 11, 2005 9:15 am

Okay guys - I really REALLY need a laugh today.

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer (also a blonde). The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it, and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

#2 Postby **CaptinCrunch** » Wed May 11, 2005 9:22 am

#3 Postby **Pburgh** » Wed May 11, 2005 9:24 am

Well whether she was a cop or not I think she should have given her a ticket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:eek:

#4 Postby **vbhoutex** » Wed May 11, 2005 10:27 am

Pburgh wrote:Well whether she was a cop or not I think she should have given her a ticket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh be quiet!! You're a blonde, remember?

***vb runs for cover with rocket assist***

StormChasr · #5 Postby **StormChasr** » Wed May 11, 2005 10:42 am

Funny

TexasStooge · #6 Postby **TexasStooge** » Wed May 11, 2005 10:43 am

James · #7 Postby **James** » Wed May 11, 2005 10:56 am

JenBayles · #8 Postby **JenBayles** » Wed May 11, 2005 10:58 am

vbhoutex wrote:
Pburgh wrote:Well whether she was a cop or not I think she should have given her a ticket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh be quiet!! You're a blonde, remember?

***vb runs for cover with rocket assist***

<JB flushes vb out of his cover> Sic 'im Pburgh!

#9 Postby **Pburgh** » Wed May 11, 2005 11:57 am

Jen, does that mean I have to assist him with his rockets or something????
What the heck is rocket assist??? :eek:

StormChasr · #10 Postby **StormChasr** » Wed May 11, 2005 12:45 pm

Do they allow blonde cops to carry guns? :eek:

JenBayles · #11 Postby **JenBayles** » Wed May 11, 2005 12:57 pm

StormChasr · #12 Postby **StormChasr** » Wed May 11, 2005 1:05 pm

Tryin to tell me somthing, huh? :wink:

southerngale · #13 Postby **southerngale** » Wed May 11, 2005 1:07 pm

StormChasr · #14 Postby **StormChasr** » Wed May 11, 2005 1:09 pm

Hear about the blonde who went hunting. She saw a sign on the highway saying "bear left." So, she went home.

#15 Postby **george_r_1961** » Wed May 11, 2005 1:27 pm

Well this isnt really funny but I saw a blonde Hampton Pollce Officer pull into a handicapped parking place last night :roll:

#16 Postby **Pburgh** » Wed May 11, 2005 1:54 pm

George, I find that being blonde is a handicap at times.

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