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Top Ten Things That Men Understand About Women

#1 Postby southerngale » Sat May 14, 2005 9:30 pm

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#2 Postby Guest » Sat May 14, 2005 9:34 pm

Hmmmmmmm...SG, I take it that we guys have NOTHING to understand about women? LOL
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#3 Postby Brent » Sat May 14, 2005 9:37 pm

How can we understand ya'll?

:roflmao:
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#4 Postby senorpepr » Sat May 14, 2005 9:54 pm

southerngale wrote:1.
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...and we've worked hard to understand that much.
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#5 Postby depotoo » Sat May 14, 2005 10:10 pm

that's good kelly! :D
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#6 Postby southerngale » Sat May 14, 2005 10:37 pm

What's so hard to understand? Image
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#7 Postby Miss Mary » Sat May 14, 2005 10:40 pm

Kelly!!!!

This needs to go in the next newsletter.....although it has nothing to do with wx.

Classic S2K gender joke!!!

Picking myself up off the floor now....he he.

Mary
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#8 Postby StormChasr » Sat May 14, 2005 10:56 pm

Signs of PMS

Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

You add chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

Your husband is suddenly agreeing with everything you say.

You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that reads, "How's my driving--call 1-800-***-****."

Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

You're counting down the days until menopause.

You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

Three little letters (M, E, and N) send you into an uncontrollable rage.
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#9 Postby pojo » Sat May 14, 2005 11:08 pm

that time of the month again! Kelly, that was GREAT!!!!

Men know squat about women!
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Re: Top Ten Things That Men Understand About Women

#10 Postby vbhoutex » Sun May 15, 2005 11:03 am

senorpepr wrote:
southerngale wrote:1.
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...and we've worked hard to understand that much.


Amen to that brother!!!!!
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#11 Postby StormChasr » Sun May 15, 2005 1:31 pm

What's so hard to understand?


Yeah, right. That's why I've been divorced for 10 years!! :wink:
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#12 Postby coriolis » Mon May 16, 2005 8:59 pm

I don't understand that list.
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#13 Postby azskyman » Mon May 16, 2005 9:18 pm

Geez, you guys are lucky!

At my house, my wife's list is twice that long!!!
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#14 Postby Yankeegirl » Mon May 16, 2005 10:52 pm

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I almost fell off my chair!!!


:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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#15 Postby azsnowman » Tue May 17, 2005 7:15 am

I was given a air freshner thingy for my patrol car by another officer, it states the same thing with one exception......

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Dennis 8-)
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#16 Postby JenBayles » Tue May 17, 2005 7:34 am

ROFL Dennis! :lol:
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#17 Postby Brent » Tue May 17, 2005 7:48 am

azsnowman wrote:I was given a air freshner thingy for my patrol car by another officer, it states the same thing with one exception......

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10. Women have boobs

Dennis 8-)


:roflmao: :fools: :roflmao: :fools: :roflmao: :fools:
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#18 Postby StormChasr » Tue May 17, 2005 9:48 pm

Top Ten Things That Men Understand About Women
1. Women have boobs
2. Women have nice boobs
3. Women have great boobs
4. Women have terriffic boobs
5. Women have really great boobs
6. Women have nice butts
7. Women have nice legs
8. Women have nice butts, legs and boobs
9. Women have nice butts, legs, and boobs
10. Get me a beer, honey
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#19 Postby depotoo » Tue May 17, 2005 11:18 pm

you guys are just tooooo much! lol
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#20 Postby southerngale » Tue May 17, 2005 11:28 pm

depotoo wrote:you guys are just tooooo much! lol


psst...his 8 & 9 were the same. lol
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