Most hick town in the USA

[StormChasr]

Please offer nominations. Mine is PIERSON, FLORIDA. Refrigs on porches galore, and mandatory first cousin marriage.

[southerngale]

Fred, Texas

[streetsoldier]

Sikeston, MO...it's the law for visitors to drop 50 IQ ponits while within city limits.

[HollynLA]

Colyell, Louisiana

[MGC]

Vancleave, Mississippi......MGC

[weatherlover427]

Norco, California, its called Horse Town USA, and all around it are mexicans, not cowboys, but inside of it are srrickly cowboys, racists people at that. Theres trails, stables, even there own horsetrack in the city. So thats my nomination.

[Cookiely]

My father's birth place, Lacoochee, Florida.

[Windswept]

Please offer nominations. Mine is PEARSON, FLORIDA. Refrigs on porches galore, and mandatory first cousin marriage.

Pierson is a front runner, but Osteen is a close second!

Then again, Florida has Two Egg, Okalahumpka, Thononasassa.....

[breeze]

I'm surrounded....it's too hard to pick just one...!

[Brent]

I'm surrounded....it's too hard to pick just one...!

Me too.

[breeze]

LOL, Brent, WE were doomed on this thread, from the
start!

[StormChasr]

Floriduhhhh does have a huge advantage in this.

[southerngale]

Has anyone even been to Fred? It's an East Texas town the size of a postage stamp. The big event there is the annual armadillo cookout - 'possum on the halfshell.

[StormChasr]

as anyone even been to Fred? It's an East Texas town the size of a postage stamp. The big event there is the armadillo cookout - 'possum on the halfshell.

IN Osteen, Armadillos are close friends.

[breeze]

Floriduhhhh does have a huge advantage in this.

LOL, ok, StormChasr, I'll give you that! It's just that the
tv comedians all tend to pick on us for beer-swiggin-spouse-
beatin'-car-on-blocks-in-the-yard-satellite-dish-bigger-than-
the-trailer-dogs-dogs-everywhere-dogs-toilet-with-flowers-
growin'-in-it-in-the-front-yard-my-son-is-really-my-nephew-
who-needs-teeth-anyway kind of thing....

Kelly, that armadillo thing is soooooo gross!

[R-Dub]

Darrington, WA!!!!

There High School name is "The Darrington Loggers"

[GalvestonDuck]

Anywhere in eastern Kentucky (Appalachia) is SUB-rural.

[Derek Ortt]

if its only mandatory first cousin marriage, its not the most hick town.

In some hick towns, its brother/sister marriage. Now, thats a true hick town

[LSU2001]

I have to agree with MGC that Vancleve Miss is biggest hick town, but tied for a close second is Hurley Miss. and Jackson, Louisiana

[coriolis]

I'm a hick at heart. Nothing like good old, down home, genuine people! None of that fake city slicker pretension. Hey, you want a fridge on your porch, go for it! You never know when you might be able to use it for something. I draw the line at the sister stuff, though.