For this, I'm going back to the origins: Adam and Eve.
One day, Adam was talking to God.
"God," Adam said, "Why did you make Eve so soft?"
"So you'd like her," He replied.
"God," Adam said, "Why did you make her so curvy?"
"So you'd like her," He replied.
"God," Adam said, "Why did you make her so dumb?!"
God chuckled and replied, "So she'd like you!"
'Nuff said.
