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Ultimate fantasy

#1 Postby StormChasr » Thu May 19, 2005 12:07 pm

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a man she had ever seen entered.

He was tall, muscular, and handsome, with thick dark hair and beautiful, sparkling green eyes, and his every movement was so masculine and sensuous that the woman could not help but stare.

The man noticed that he was the object of the woman's rapt attention, and with a sly, sexy smile, approached her. Blushing, she prepared to apologize for staring, but he leaned close and whispered in her ear.

"I'll do anything," he whispered in a deep, soft voice. "Anything, absolutely anything you want, anything you have ever fantasized, for fifty dollars. There's just one condition..."

Trembling with anticipation, the woman asked him the condition. The man said, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The women gazed into his hypnotic eyes, considering the proposition, then reached into her handbag and took out fifty dollars. She scribbled her address on a napkin, folded it around the cash, and pressed it into his waiting hand. She leaned over and whispered into his ear...

"Clean... My... House."
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#2 Postby southerngale » Thu May 19, 2005 12:11 pm

I've seen this one before, but it still cracks me up! :lol:
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#3 Postby StormChasr » Thu May 19, 2005 12:34 pm

Funny thing is, that might actually be somebody's untimate fantasy. :eek:
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#4 Postby JenBayles » Thu May 19, 2005 1:26 pm

StormChasr wrote:Funny thing is, that might actually be somebody's untimate fantasy. :eek:


Lord knows it's mine. :eek:
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#5 Postby sunny » Thu May 19, 2005 1:32 pm

JenBayles wrote:
StormChasr wrote:Funny thing is, that might actually be somebody's untimate fantasy. :eek:


Lord knows it's mine. :eek:


*nodding head YES*
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#6 Postby Kelarie » Thu May 19, 2005 1:33 pm

*waving fifty dollar bill* :P
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#7 Postby Stephanie » Thu May 19, 2005 1:59 pm

What a waste of a dream! :lol:
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#8 Postby StormChasr » Thu May 19, 2005 2:19 pm

What a waste of a dream!


No kidding!! I am glad someone finally said that. I was getting worried here. :D
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#9 Postby Stephanie » Thu May 19, 2005 6:11 pm

StormChasr wrote:
What a waste of a dream!


No kidding!! I am glad someone finally said that. I was getting worried here. :D


I'm may be taken, but I ain't dead - YET!! :lol:
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#10 Postby Kelarie » Fri May 20, 2005 8:23 am

Look that is one fantasy that just hasn't happen yet, to have him clean the house from top to bottom, while I get to watch....okay, is that wrong?? :lol:
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#11 Postby sunny » Fri May 20, 2005 8:53 am

Kelarie wrote:Look that is one fantasy that just hasn't happen yet, to have him clean the house from top to bottom, while I get to watch....okay, is that wrong?? :lol:


He could be wearing a "nice little uniform" while he does the cleaning, right Kelarie?!
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#12 Postby Pburgh » Fri May 20, 2005 9:18 am

ANYTHING?????? He would do ANYTHING????? WOW


I'd probably have him mulch my gardens. ROTFLMBO
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#13 Postby StormChasr » Fri May 20, 2005 9:20 am

He could be wearing a "nice little uniform" while he does the cleaning, right Kelarie?!


As in a Speedo???? :D :D :D :D
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#14 Postby sunny » Fri May 20, 2005 9:23 am

StormChasr wrote:
He could be wearing a "nice little uniform" while he does the cleaning, right Kelarie?!


As in a Speedo???? :D :D :D :D


Oh Lord no - I don't like Speedos.
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#15 Postby StormChasr » Fri May 20, 2005 9:25 am

Oh Lord no - I don't like Speedos


Well, what did ya have in mind??....:)
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#16 Postby sunny » Fri May 20, 2005 9:27 am

StormChasr wrote:
Oh Lord no - I don't like Speedos


Well, what did ya have in mind??....:)


I will leave that to my imagination :D
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#17 Postby StormChasr » Fri May 20, 2005 9:32 am

I will leave that to my imagination


Chippendales???? :wink: :wink:
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#18 Postby vbhoutex » Fri May 20, 2005 9:33 am

We could "thing a thong" for them while we work!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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#19 Postby StormChasr » Fri May 20, 2005 9:34 am

We could "thing a thong" for them while we work!!!



HEHEHHEE...I think I am a bit old for that. Maybe back in my 20's. LOLOL :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#20 Postby JenBayles » Fri May 20, 2005 9:47 am

vbhoutex wrote:We could "thing a thong" for them while we work!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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