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Be careful of what you wish for.....

#1 Postby StormChasr » Thu May 19, 2005 12:52 pm

A guy walks into a tavern. As he walked up to the bar he noticed a twelve-inch man playing the piano,
so he asked the bartender, "What's that all about?"

The bartender told him he that would tell him later. So the guy asked the bartender for a drink.
The bartender said, "Before you get your drink, you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make one wish."

"Okay," said the guy. He went over to the magic beer bottle and rubbed it. Poof. Out came a genie.
The genie, of course, said, "You have one wish."

The guy thought about it and then wished for a million bucks. A cloud of smoke filled the room,
and then both the genie and the guy disappeared. In a few minutes, the guy reappeared back in the bar
with a million ducks all around him.

The guy was astounded and said to the bartender, "Hey! I didn't want a million ducks."
The bartender replied, "Do you think I wanted a twelve-inch Pianist?"
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#2 Postby GalvestonDuck » Thu May 19, 2005 1:07 pm

Nothing wrong with a million ducks, is there? :D


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#3 Postby Skywatch_NC » Thu May 19, 2005 1:10 pm

Looks like a scene from the Ducky Derby held in Weldon, NC annually in August!! :lol: :D :wink:

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#4 Postby southerngale » Thu May 19, 2005 1:10 pm

ROFL duckie - I read your text but your pic wasn't showing yet. I went and got the same exact pic and was about to post it. :lol:
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#5 Postby GalvestonDuck » Thu May 19, 2005 1:11 pm

southerngale wrote:ROFL duckie - I read your text but your pic wasn't showing yet. I went and got the same exact pic and was about to post it. :lol:


*high-fives Kelly* :D
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#6 Postby southerngale » Thu May 19, 2005 1:12 pm

Ok, another one - just cuz...


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#7 Postby Skywatch_NC » Thu May 19, 2005 1:15 pm

Rub-a-dub Ducky...Rubber Ducky you're so fine... :lol:
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#8 Postby CajunMama » Thu May 19, 2005 1:22 pm

southerngale wrote:Ok, another one - just cuz...


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That's a pic of the Running of the Ducks for a local charity, The Boys & Girls Club of Acadiana. It's held at Acadian Village here in Lafayette.
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#9 Postby vbhoutex » Thu May 19, 2005 1:44 pm

ROFLMAO Stormchasr!!!!

OFFICIAL THREAD HIJACK ALERT!!!!
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#10 Postby southerngale » Thu May 19, 2005 1:48 pm

vbhoutex wrote:ROFLMAO Stormchasr!!!!

OFFICIAL THREAD HIJACK ALERT!!!!


Yeah David, shame on us, I mean duckie.

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#11 Postby GalvestonDuck » Thu May 19, 2005 1:53 pm

Hijack? Where?

Ack!


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HELP!!
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#12 Postby sunny » Thu May 19, 2005 1:54 pm

ROFLMAO!! duckie - you are a nut!!
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#13 Postby vbhoutex » Thu May 19, 2005 1:56 pm

vbhoutex wrote:ROFLMAO Stormchasr!!!!

OFFICIAL THREAD HIJACK ALERT!!!!


STILL!!!!
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#14 Postby southerngale » Thu May 19, 2005 1:56 pm

ROFL duckie!!

:roflmao:
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#15 Postby Skywatch_NC » Thu May 19, 2005 1:56 pm

GalvestonDuck wrote:Hijack? Where?

Ack!


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HELP!!


:roflmao:
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#16 Postby StormChasr » Thu May 19, 2005 2:17 pm

Oh, I gave up a long time ago. The thread was doomed for HiJack way back. I reckon people like the million ducks more than the 12 incher. lololololol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#17 Postby southerngale » Thu May 19, 2005 2:21 pm

StormChasr wrote:Oh, I gave up a long time ago. The thread was doomed for HiJack way back. I reckon people like the million ducks more than the 12 incher. lololololol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


...pianist?

yeah
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#18 Postby GalvestonDuck » Thu May 19, 2005 2:26 pm

southerngale wrote:
StormChasr wrote:Oh, I gave up a long time ago. The thread was doomed for HiJack way back. I reckon people like the million ducks more than the 12 incher. lololololol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


...pianist?

yeah


Ya mean, like this guy?

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#19 Postby vbhoutex » Thu May 19, 2005 3:20 pm

I SURRENDER!!!
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#20 Postby sunny » Thu May 19, 2005 3:25 pm

vbhoutex wrote:I SURRENDER!!!



AT LAST - VICTORY!!!
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