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The Pastor's Horse

#1 Postby Dee Bee » Mon May 23, 2005 2:59 pm

The Pastor's Horse

  A pastor wanted to raise money for his church. He was told that there
  was a fortune in racehorses, so he decided to purchase one and enter
  in the races.

  However at the local auction, the going price for a horse was so high
  that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had
  it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races.

  To his surprise, the donkey came in third.
 
The next day the local paper carried this headline:

  PASTOR'S A** SHOWS

  The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
  race again, and this time it won. The local paper read:

  PASTOR'S A** OUT FRONT

  The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the
local| paper headline read:

  BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S A**!

  This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
  of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby
  convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following
  headline the next day:

  NUN HAS BEST A** IN TOWN

  The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
  of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten dollars. The next day
  the paper read:

  NUN SELLS A** FOR $10.00

  This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
  donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day
  the headlines read:

  NUN ANNOUNCES HER A** IS WILD AND FREE

  The bishop was buried the next day.
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#2 Postby vbhoutex » Mon May 23, 2005 3:03 pm

:fools: :roflmao: :fools: :roflmao:

That one is a classic!!! I ROFLMAO everytime I read it!!
Thanks Sunny!!! OOPSS!!!!

Thanks DeeBee!!!! :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Last edited by vbhoutex on Mon May 23, 2005 3:08 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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#3 Postby yoda » Mon May 23, 2005 3:05 pm

vbhoutex wrote::fools: :roflmao: :fools: :roflmao:

That one is a classic!!! I ROFLMAO everytime I read it!!
Thanks Sunny!!!


Same here! :roflmao: :roflmao:
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#4 Postby southerngale » Mon May 23, 2005 3:05 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:


psst David...Dee Bee posted it, not sunny. ;)
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#5 Postby vbhoutex » Mon May 23, 2005 3:08 pm

southerngale wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:


psst David...Dee Bee posted it, not sunny. ;)


See edited post above!!! :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
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