1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possible know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express, written consent of The Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.
17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.
18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.
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Kelarie wrote:sunny wrote:depotoo wrote::D
lol - but somehow I don't think my guy will follow these rules very well!
If you figure out how to get your man to follow the rules, let me know.... Cause I know mine wont. A certain hot place would probably freeze over first.....
Deal! But mine is rather hard headed, so I'm not gonna hold my breath
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sunny wrote:yoda wrote:southerngale wrote:Hey, we were posting at the same time. You do that a lot, ya know?
Its not like I do it on purpose... I don't know when you are posting... and I will not invoke Rule #6 or 7.
Okay Kelly. We have to teach this youngun how to follow ALL of the rules
My own council will I keep on who is to be trained, or to learn the ways of the Force.
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yoda wrote:sunny wrote:yoda wrote:southerngale wrote:Hey, we were posting at the same time. You do that a lot, ya know?
Its not like I do it on purpose... I don't know when you are posting... and I will not invoke Rule #6 or 7.
Okay Kelly. We have to teach this youngun how to follow ALL of the rules
My own council will I keep on who is to be taught, or to learn the ways of the Force.
#18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.
#5. The Female is never wrong.
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