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#21 Postby yoda » Thu May 26, 2005 3:34 pm

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southerngale wrote:Hey, we were posting at the same time. You do that a lot, ya know?


Its not like I do it on purpose... I don't know when you are posting... and I will not invoke Rule #6 or 7.


Okay Kelly. We have to teach this youngun how to follow ALL of the rules :D


My own council will I keep on who is to be taught, or to learn the ways of the Force.


#18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.

#5. The Female is never wrong.


Ah, question this I do. If wrong the Female never is, and wrong she cannot be, then how right can she be? Hmmm... Meditate on this, I will.
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#22 Postby streetsoldier » Thu May 26, 2005 3:36 pm

(Darth Vader-ette voice)"...HAAA...huuu...HAAA...huuu...I am your Mistress, young Luke; yield to the power of the RULES! HAAA...huuu...HAAA...huuu..." :roll:
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#23 Postby sunny » Thu May 26, 2005 3:38 pm

yoda wrote:Ah, question this I do. If wrong the Female never is, and wrong she cannot be, then how right can she be? Hmmm... Meditate on this, I will.


Meditate on this, and you will, I have no doubt, concur that the woman is always right :D
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#24 Postby southerngale » Thu May 26, 2005 3:40 pm

#18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.

#5. The Female is never wrong.


Crystal clear...
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#25 Postby yoda » Thu May 26, 2005 3:42 pm

sunny wrote:
yoda wrote:Ah, question this I do. If wrong the Female never is, and wrong she cannot be, then how right can she be? Hmmm... Meditate on this, I will.


Meditate on this, and you will, I have no doubt, concur that the woman is always right :D


Think this do you? Hmmm... clouded my vision must be, but believe that to be, I do not.
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#26 Postby sunny » Thu May 26, 2005 3:43 pm

yoda wrote:
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yoda wrote:Ah, question this I do. If wrong the Female never is, and wrong she cannot be, then how right can she be? Hmmm... Meditate on this, I will.


Meditate on this, and you will, I have no doubt, concur that the woman is always right :D


Think this do you? Hmmm... clouded my vision must be, but believe that to be, I do not.


Would this be because you are a man - and therefore always wrong?!
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#27 Postby yoda » Thu May 26, 2005 3:44 pm

sunny wrote:
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yoda wrote:Ah, question this I do. If wrong the Female never is, and wrong she cannot be, then how right can she be? Hmmm... Meditate on this, I will.


Meditate on this, and you will, I have no doubt, concur that the woman is always right :D


Think this do you? Hmmm... clouded my vision must be, but believe that to be, I do not.


Would this be because you are a man - and therefore always wrong?!


Always wrong am I? Hmmm... how embarassing, how embarassing.

The "Dark Side" clouds everything... :eek: :lol:
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#28 Postby Amanzi » Thu May 26, 2005 3:45 pm

I have a saying... I really like it!

The man is the head of the house, the woman is the neck. (Now think what turns the head?) :lol: :wink:
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#29 Postby sunny » Thu May 26, 2005 3:45 pm

yoda wrote:
sunny wrote:
yoda wrote:
sunny wrote:
yoda wrote:Ah, question this I do. If wrong the Female never is, and wrong she cannot be, then how right can she be? Hmmm... Meditate on this, I will.


Meditate on this, and you will, I have no doubt, concur that the woman is always right :D


Think this do you? Hmmm... clouded my vision must be, but believe that to be, I do not.


Would this be because you are a man - and therefore always wrong?!


Always wrong am I? Hmmm... how embarassing, how embarassing.

The "Dark Side" clouds everything... :eek: :lol:


I refer you to Rule #5
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#30 Postby yoda » Thu May 26, 2005 3:59 pm

Follow the rules I will not.
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#31 Postby sunny » Thu May 26, 2005 4:00 pm

yoda wrote:Follow the rules I will not.


Follow the rules you must. Or consequences you will pay.
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#32 Postby yoda » Thu May 26, 2005 4:02 pm

sunny wrote:
yoda wrote:Follow the rules I will not.


Follow the rules you must. Or consequences you will pay.


:crazyeyes: :crazyeyes: :crazyeyes:
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#33 Postby sunny » Thu May 26, 2005 4:03 pm

yoda wrote:
sunny wrote:
yoda wrote:Follow the rules I will not.


Follow the rules you must. Or consequences you will pay.


:crazyeyes: :crazyeyes: :crazyeyes:


:roflmao:
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#34 Postby southerngale » Thu May 26, 2005 4:09 pm

We can always put him on trial. There's gotta be a better judge out there than Judge Yoda. :P
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#35 Postby yoda » Thu May 26, 2005 4:11 pm

southerngale wrote:We can always put him on trial. There's gotta be a better judge out there than Judge Yoda. :P


:think:
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#36 Postby sunny » Thu May 26, 2005 4:17 pm

southerngale wrote:We can always put him on trial. There's gotta be a better judge out there than Judge Yoda. :P


I'm sure we can find a judge. Any volunteers?!!
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#37 Postby yoda » Thu May 26, 2005 4:20 pm

sunny wrote:
southerngale wrote:We can always put him on trial. There's gotta be a better judge out there than Judge Yoda. :P


I'm sure we can find a judge. Any volunteers?!!


:think: :think:

:shocked!:
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#38 Postby sunny » Thu May 26, 2005 4:20 pm

yoda wrote:
sunny wrote:
southerngale wrote:We can always put him on trial. There's gotta be a better judge out there than Judge Yoda. :P


I'm sure we can find a judge. Any volunteers?!!


:think: :think:

:shocked!:


Preferably a FEMALE judge :D
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#39 Postby yoda » Thu May 26, 2005 4:24 pm

Are you suggesting who I think you are suggesting?

:talk to the hand:
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#40 Postby sunny » Thu May 26, 2005 4:25 pm

yoda wrote:Are you suggesting who I think you are suggesting?

:talk to the hand:


Rule #5 yoda :D
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