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ABNT20 KNHC 010400
TWOAT
TROPICAL WEATHER OUTLOOK
NWS TPC/NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL
1200 AM EDT WED JUN 01 2005
FOR THE NORTH ATLANTIC...CARIBBEAN SEA AND THE GULF OF MEXICO...
THE NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER REGRETS TO INFORM YOU THAT THIS
YEARS HURRICANE SEASON HAS BEEN CANCELLED DUE TO CUTBACKS.
FORECASTER SANTORUM
...just kidding, of course...
Uh oh... some news from the NHC
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LOl...excellent. I needed that. You are the early favorite for the Creativity in Meteorology Satire Award for 2005.
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Updating on the twitter now: http://www.twitter.com/@watkinstrack
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Re: Uh oh... some news from the NHC
senorpepr wrote:000
ABNT20 KNHC 010400
TWOAT
TROPICAL WEATHER OUTLOOK
NWS TPC/NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL
1200 AM EDT WED JUN 01 2005
FOR THE NORTH ATLANTIC...CARIBBEAN SEA AND THE GULF OF MEXICO...
THE NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER REGRETS TO INFORM YOU THAT THIS
YEARS HURRICANE SEASON HAS BEEN CANCELLED DUE TO CUTBACKS.
FORECASTER SANTORUM
...just kidding, of course...
The following post is NOT an official forecast and should not be used as such. It is just the opinion of the poster and may or may not be backed by sound meteorological data. It is NOT endorsed by any professional institution including storm2k.org For Official Information please refer to the NHC and NWS products.
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Re: Uh oh... some news from the NHC
Skywatch_NC wrote:senorpepr wrote:000
ABNT20 KNHC 010400
TWOAT
TROPICAL WEATHER OUTLOOK
NWS TPC/NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL
1200 AM EDT WED JUN 01 2005
FOR THE NORTH ATLANTIC...CARIBBEAN SEA AND THE GULF OF MEXICO...
THE NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER REGRETS TO INFORM YOU THAT THIS
YEARS HURRICANE SEASON HAS BEEN CANCELLED DUE TO CUTBACKS.
FORECASTER SANTORUM
...just kidding, of course...
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You people are too much!!
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A few weeks later...
The NHC wrote:No progress has been made by either side in the collective bargaining agreement meetings. We have no further comment.
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How about what the end might look like.
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NWS TPC/NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL
1030 PM EDT WED NOV 30 2005
FOR THE NORTH ATLANTIC...CARIBBEAN SEA AND THE GULF OF MEXICO...
THE NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER APOLOGIZES FOR THE LACK OF UPDATES THIS HURRICANE SEASON. WE HAD MASSIVE BUDGET CUTS AND WE WILL DO THE BEST WE CAN TO HELP MITIGATE THE DEVASTATING LOSSES CAUSED BY THIS YEAR'S STORMS.
TODAY IS THE LAST OFFICIAL DAY OF THE 2005 ATLANTIC HURRICANE SEASON....AND THIS WILL BE THE LAST ISSUANCE....IF THERE WERE ANY....OF THE TROPICAL WEATHER OUTLOOK FOR 2005. WE HOPE THAT THIS PRODUCT WILL RESUME ON 1 JUNE 2006.
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000
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TWOAT
TROPICAL WEATHER OUTLOOK
NWS TPC/NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL
1030 PM EDT WED NOV 30 2005
FOR THE NORTH ATLANTIC...CARIBBEAN SEA AND THE GULF OF MEXICO...
THE NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER APOLOGIZES FOR THE LACK OF UPDATES THIS HURRICANE SEASON. WE HAD MASSIVE BUDGET CUTS AND WE WILL DO THE BEST WE CAN TO HELP MITIGATE THE DEVASTATING LOSSES CAUSED BY THIS YEAR'S STORMS.
TODAY IS THE LAST OFFICIAL DAY OF THE 2005 ATLANTIC HURRICANE SEASON....AND THIS WILL BE THE LAST ISSUANCE....IF THERE WERE ANY....OF THE TROPICAL WEATHER OUTLOOK FOR 2005. WE HOPE THAT THIS PRODUCT WILL RESUME ON 1 JUNE 2006.
FORECASTER SANTORUM
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This would all be very funny if it were not a possibility with insanatorms bill and accuweather's lobbying efforts.
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Re: Uh oh... some news from the NHC
Skywatch_NC wrote:senorpepr wrote:000
ABNT20 KNHC 010400
TWOAT
TROPICAL WEATHER OUTLOOK
NWS TPC/NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL
1200 AM EDT WED JUN 01 2005
FOR THE NORTH ATLANTIC...CARIBBEAN SEA AND THE GULF OF MEXICO...
THE NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER REGRETS TO INFORM YOU THAT THIS
YEARS HURRICANE SEASON HAS BEEN CANCELLED DUE TO CUTBACKS.
FORECASTER SANTORUM
...just kidding, of course...
The following post is NOT an official forecast and should not be used as such. It is just the opinion of the poster and may or may not be backed by sound meteorological data. It is NOT endorsed by any professional institution including storm2k.org For Official Information please refer to the NHC and NWS products.
Awww... I forgot the disclaimer... hopefully I don't get a nasty-gram from the mods.
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MWatkins wrote:LOl...excellent. I needed that. You are the early favorite for the Creativity in Meteorology Satire Award for 2005.
MW
:keeps his fingers crossed:
(Oh... there will be more... hehehe)
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1200 AM EDT WED JUN 01 2005
FOR THE NORTH ATLANTIC...CARIBBEAN SEA AND THE GULF OF MEXICO...
$INCE WE ARE ALL CAPITALI$T$ HERE, PLEA$E CON$ULT THE TREMENDOU$ (AND GENEROU$) FORECASTER$ AT ACCUWEATHER FOR ALL FUTURE TROPICAL WEATHER INFORMATION. THANK YOU FOR YOUR $UPPORT. DONATION$ ARE WELCOME!
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ABNT20 KNHC 010400
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NWS TPC/NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL
1200 AM EDT WED JUN 01 2005
FOR THE NORTH ATLANTIC...CARIBBEAN SEA AND THE GULF OF MEXICO...
$INCE WE ARE ALL CAPITALI$T$ HERE, PLEA$E CON$ULT THE TREMENDOU$ (AND GENEROU$) FORECASTER$ AT ACCUWEATHER FOR ALL FUTURE TROPICAL WEATHER INFORMATION. THANK YOU FOR YOUR $UPPORT. DONATION$ ARE WELCOME!
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June 1, 2005
God Announces Outsourcing of Tropical Storm Season
ASSOCIATED PRESS
HEAVEN (AP) -
In a stunning announcement this morning, God said he has decided to outsource the 2005 tropical season to an international coalition of American, European and Asian corporations. The tropical storms division of the Hosts of Heaven have been laid off with the exception of managers who will be reassigned.
Director of natural disasters Arkangel Gabriel has not commented publicly, but a senior member of his staff said he is privately very angry, saying "those puny humans can't wreak half the havok we can." Asked about this rumor, God only said "history shows that humans are more than capable enough to cause all the destruction and misery we could ever need."
Officials at the Office of Purgatory are hastily setting up extra beds, as pickets of laid-off angels at the Pearly Gates are expected to slow the admissions rate to Heaven to a trickle.
God Announces Outsourcing of Tropical Storm Season
ASSOCIATED PRESS
HEAVEN (AP) -
In a stunning announcement this morning, God said he has decided to outsource the 2005 tropical season to an international coalition of American, European and Asian corporations. The tropical storms division of the Hosts of Heaven have been laid off with the exception of managers who will be reassigned.
Director of natural disasters Arkangel Gabriel has not commented publicly, but a senior member of his staff said he is privately very angry, saying "those puny humans can't wreak half the havok we can." Asked about this rumor, God only said "history shows that humans are more than capable enough to cause all the destruction and misery we could ever need."
Officials at the Office of Purgatory are hastily setting up extra beds, as pickets of laid-off angels at the Pearly Gates are expected to slow the admissions rate to Heaven to a trickle.
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