Dumbest warnings:
Hungry Jack Lite Syrup
After a lengthly instruction on how to heat the bottle:
CAUTION: SYRUP BOTTLE MAY BE HOT
Fritos
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Nabisco Easy Cheese
For best results, remove cap
Swanson TV Dinners (Read Comments)
This product must be cooked before eating.
Dolly Madison Bakery Cherries (Read Comments)
Artificially Flavored Real Fruit
Giant Bucket of Pickles used in Fast Food Restaurants
Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice
Komatsu Floodlight
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
Unknown Korean Kitchen Knife
Keep out of children.
Unknown Block of Lead (One Ton) (Read Comments)
Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.
Unknown Diving Board
All divers must land in water!
Claymore Anti-Personal Mine
DO NOT EAT
Yamaha Banshee 4-wheeler (One of fastest sport ATVs on market)
Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.
Fender Guitar
Made in America. Parts from Japan. Assembled in Mexico.
RCA Television Remote Control
Not Dishwasher Safe
Ansell Condoms
Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.
Machettee
caution: this tool will cut
Unknown Car Fanbelt
Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine as it may cause irreversable injury
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