LIGHTBULB JOKE -- HOROSCOPE SIGNS

[Dee Bee]

How many members of your horoscope sign does it take to change a light bulb?

Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it?

Taurus: One, but just "try" to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done--they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done.

Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

Leo: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo to do the job for them while they're out.

Virgo: Approximately 1.0000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

Libra: Er, two. Or maybe one. No - on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you?

Scorpio: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.

Sagittarius: The sun is shining, the day is young and we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?

Capricorn: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so...

Pisces: Light bulb? What light bulb?

[sunny]

LOL - the Aries sounds just like someone I know!!!

[StormChasr]

LOL - the Aries sounds just like someone I know!!!

You bet---I have an Aries son!!

[Stephanie]

Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

HEY!!!

[sunny]

Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

HEY!!!

I know - I didn't like that one either Stephanie.

Now I need to go call my therapist. lol

[Stephanie]

Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

HEY!!!

I know - I didn't like that one either Stephanie.

Now I need to go call my therapist. lol

I need to double my Prozac! I'll be the "nice" mod for a few weeks.

[Dee Bee]

Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

HEY!!!

I know - I didn't like that one either Stephanie.

Now I need to go call my therapist. lol

... I'm a Cancer, too -- but, unfortunately, as Tweety Bird would say,
"It's twoo, it's twoo."

[sunny]

Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

HEY!!!

I know - I didn't like that one either Stephanie.

Now I need to go call my therapist. lol

... I'm a Cancer, too -- but, unfortunately, as Tweety Bird would say,
"It's twoo, it's twoo."

Oh, man - this board has a lot of cancer's on it, doesn't it!!

[sunny]

Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

HEY!!!

I know - I didn't like that one either Stephanie.

Now I need to go call my therapist. lol

I need to double my Prozac! I'll be the "nice" mod for a few weeks.

lol - the things changing a light bulb does to a person

[Kelarie]

How many members of your horoscope sign does it take to change a light bulb?

Pisces: Light bulb? What light bulb?

Well that is so true. I have the Virgo in my life do it.

[Cookiely]

Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

HEY!!!

This was very good. Cancer people do hate change of any kind.

[southerngale]

LOL - the Aries sounds just like someone I know!!!

You bet---I have an Aries son!!

Hey, I'm an Aries! You want to make something of it?

[mf_dolphin]

Scorpio: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.

Couldn't have said it better myself!