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#21 Postby ColdFront77 » Sat May 03, 2003 12:44 am

:lol:, Stephanie -- You better book that trip to Birmingham, Alabama real soon.

How in the world do law enforcers enforce these silly laws?
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#22 Postby breeze » Sat May 03, 2003 8:05 am

*breeze sitting in her chair LOL at this topic..... :P :lol: :D
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#23 Postby azsnowman » Sat May 03, 2003 8:47 am

One song comes to mind, "Oh I wish I was an Oscar Mayer wienner, that is what I'd truly like to be, cuz if I was an Oscar Mayer, everyone would be in love with me!"

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#24 Postby mf_dolphin » Sat May 03, 2003 8:49 am

Maybe a Ball Park frank?
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#25 Postby Amanzi » Sat May 03, 2003 9:53 am

mf_dolphin wrote:Maybe a Ball Park frank?


They plump when you cook em :o :o :lol: :lol:
ROFLMAO......
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#26 Postby mf_dolphin » Sat May 03, 2003 9:55 am

I resisted the temptation to put the tag line on my post! I just knew someone would fill in the blank :-)
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#27 Postby azskyman » Sat May 03, 2003 10:00 am

My wife and her office crew recently journied into a "toy shop" here in Phoenix searching for an "appropriate" gift for a young gal working there who was about to have a wedding shower.

The giggles from the group got the attention of some of the "regulars," but the most important question of the day took place at the checkout counter.

"Now buying these items won't put me on your mailing list will it?"

Just to be sure...they came up with the cash instead of a credit card.
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#28 Postby Stephanie » Sat May 03, 2003 10:28 am

Amanzi wrote:
mf_dolphin wrote:Maybe a Ball Park frank?


They plump when you cook em :o :o :lol: :lol:
ROFLMAO......



AHHHH!!!
:oops:

Steve - I'd probably get the cash out also...that's all I need! :roll:
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#29 Postby coriolis » Sat May 03, 2003 11:05 am

AHHHH!!!


I second that - I think :?: :roll: :wink:
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#30 Postby Stephanie » Sat May 03, 2003 11:13 am

coriolis wrote:AHHHH!!!


I second that - I think :?: :roll: :wink:


:lol:
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#31 Postby chadtm80 » Sat May 03, 2003 11:31 am

ROFLMAO!!!! TOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY

I was under the impresssion that this is a 'Family' oriented BB.

It is. :D A very mature adult Family.. lol :wink:
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#32 Postby coriolis » Sat May 03, 2003 12:18 pm

Or should that be an IMMATURE family. :o :P :lol: :roll: :wink:
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#33 Postby mf_dolphin » Sat May 03, 2003 6:08 pm

A little immaturity every now and then never hurt anyone :-)
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#34 Postby chadtm80 » Sat May 03, 2003 6:09 pm

Or should that be an IMMATURE family

na, just good natured people :D
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#35 Postby ColdFront77 » Sat May 03, 2003 6:11 pm

That's true Chad. We are a mature group of individuals, not too many under the age of 18, anyway. :)
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#36 Postby streetsoldier » Sat May 03, 2003 6:19 pm

"...not too many under the age of 18"? Perhaps, but only chronologically (and God help us if we EVER lose that "inner kid"!) :wink:
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#37 Postby mf_dolphin » Sat May 03, 2003 6:23 pm

Couldn't agree more Bill! If we can't poke a little fun at a story like this then we're taking life too seriously :-)
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#38 Postby ColdFront77 » Sat May 03, 2003 7:58 pm

Chronologically is important, Bill. :D

Yes indeed, Marshall.
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#39 Postby pojo » Sat May 03, 2003 10:10 pm

Can someone pick me off the floor (oh wait...I probably shouldn't say that!) ...I'm ROFLMAO! This is hilarious!!!

What if the partner is dressed up like a clown...can they still use those "long" balloons???

Or what about Cucumbers (I'm sorry...I couldn't resist!) Are those illegal yet...or can you still find them on grocery store shelves?
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#40 Postby streetsoldier » Sat May 03, 2003 11:15 pm

Oh, yes, the balloons! Let's recall Gallagher passing those out to the audience, viewing one man's effort in blowing his up, and commenting, "Not too bad......for a 'white' guy!" :lol:
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