Amazing Home Remedies

[chadtm80]

> 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup
> of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be
> almost instantly removed.
>
> 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
> getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
>
> 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
> simply using the sink.
>
> 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed
> for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
> Remember to use a timer.
>
> 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
> from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
> button.
>
> 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
> will be afraid to cough.
>
> 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
> forget about the toothache.
>
> Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really
> are:
>
> You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
> If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
> If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
>
> Remember:
>
> Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
>
> Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
>
> If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another
> chance.
>
> And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never
> know when you might need them to empty your bedpan

[Guest]

Those were GREAT, Chad!

[Skywatch_NC]

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.

A smashed thumb brings back a childhood memory...no didn't have a toothache at the time though...but got my thumb...or a finger...anyway one of those got caught and I smashed my nail in a door mishap...had to go to the pediatrician for a nail fix it job!

Chad,

It's GREAT to see you, Wxbuddy! ((((HUG))))

Eric

[Guest]

I've gotten my finger smashed in a car door before. Thakfully, ithe bone was not damaged, but it was a physical pain and annoyance for about a week.