I May Hear Britney's Baby's First Cry!
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Steve - you might want to edit the title of this topic!!! Uh, dear Britney is expecting twins now. Good grief....double the nannies needed now....
Helen - I swear, I thought of you as soon as I saw this headline....LOL
From TV Guide (I love this critique, something you won't find on CNN, etc.!):
http://www.tvguide.com/news/entertainment/
Today's column was written by Ben Katner.
In The News: Britney Spears, Howard Stern and More!
Friday, July 8, 2005
POOR KIDS: The seventh sign of the Apocalypse is now officially upon us: Britney Spears is expecting twins, the New York Daily News reports. What's more, a spy for the paper's Lowdown column adds that she's put dad-to-be Kevin Federline "on a leash" spendingwise. It's a good thing, too, 'cause if little Whitney and Jitney are ever gonna be able to buy skanky hanger-on spouses of their own, they're gonna need every dime Mama can save.
Helen - I swear, I thought of you as soon as I saw this headline....LOL
From TV Guide (I love this critique, something you won't find on CNN, etc.!):
http://www.tvguide.com/news/entertainment/
Today's column was written by Ben Katner.
In The News: Britney Spears, Howard Stern and More!
Friday, July 8, 2005
POOR KIDS: The seventh sign of the Apocalypse is now officially upon us: Britney Spears is expecting twins, the New York Daily News reports. What's more, a spy for the paper's Lowdown column adds that she's put dad-to-be Kevin Federline "on a leash" spendingwise. It's a good thing, too, 'cause if little Whitney and Jitney are ever gonna be able to buy skanky hanger-on spouses of their own, they're gonna need every dime Mama can save.
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streetsoldier wrote:Britney's childern crying in STEREO...what a rush.![]()
ROFMAO!!! I knew you'd have an hilarious take on this Bill. Tick, tock, I'm waiting for Helen's flip side post though. It's a coming, ya know...

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azskyman wrote:It is confirmed. I repeat. It is confirmed.
Helen ....the lovechild will be born within 2 miles of my house. There will surely be a warm glow that reaches all the way into my neighborhood that day.
...and if you think most newborns are special, well this one will obviously have low rider diapers to start that new life too!
Oh, you simply MUST make sure the wee one has several misspelled tattoos put on it immediately! Like mother, like....offspring.
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HurryKane - correction, "wee one'S".....just wanted to make sure you caught that....yes, sigh, Brittney is having twins now. Double the fun, or groans, however you want to look upon this celeb news.
I'm still mad at Brad Pitt went along with Angelina Jolie, when she adopted another baby.....grrrrrrr. Poor Jennifer....another story, topic, I know.
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I'm still mad at Brad Pitt went along with Angelina Jolie, when she adopted another baby.....grrrrrrr. Poor Jennifer....another story, topic, I know.
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Miss Mary wrote:HurryKane - correction, "wee one'S".....just wanted to make sure you caught that....yes, sigh, Brittney is having twins now. Double the fun!
Mary
Yes, I hadn't read through the whole thread when I posted...Oh Lord, help us all.
The very picture of motherhood, isn't she?
http://tinyurl.com/9lfal
Well tooted, I can't get the image to imbed. Anyway click ze link!
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Miss Mary wrote:OMG, thought you two must be joking. But that pic is awful! Worse than Gwyneth's Paltrow's low-low rise jeans when she hosted Saturday Night Live this past year. Yikes! Yeah, I'd say keep that pic away from this forum. Dare I ask if that was a biniki bottom....no, don't go there. LOL
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When it was first taken and people made fun of her, her mom got all bent out of shape and kept saying leave her alone, her skirt only slipped, blah blah blah. But other pictures taken that day showed that she didn't really care it had slipped. That may have been one of the days where she went barefoot into a public gas station bathroom, I can't recall.
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As if going barefoot into the gas station was her problem....LOL Wow, if I were her mom I'd get on her case too!!! That looks awful. I just don't get this bare-the-preggo stomach look either.....and let me just say she may want to start covering herself up, since she's having twins now. She won't even be able to see her feet soon, let alone another er um part of her body. Wow, that sounded catty. Where is Helen to scold me....LOL
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Twins! Now I have to keep an eye open for TWO storks flying with low-riders!
And, well, if they are anything like that photo, a sudden gust of wind and they'll be blown off course for sure.
Let's see...two limos now. Does this mean she'll need four rooms cleared out near her?
Probably means she and the babies will be staying a little longer in the neighborhood.....
There go the housing prices! And the paparazzi will be running rampant at the McDonalds and Starbucks across the street from the hospital!
And, well, if they are anything like that photo, a sudden gust of wind and they'll be blown off course for sure.
Let's see...two limos now. Does this mean she'll need four rooms cleared out near her?
Probably means she and the babies will be staying a little longer in the neighborhood.....
There go the housing prices! And the paparazzi will be running rampant at the McDonalds and Starbucks across the street from the hospital!
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