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Hurricane forecasting fortune cookie?

#1 Postby GalvestonDuck » Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:15 pm

Today, mine says "The most direct approach isn't always the best."

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#2 Postby The Big Dog » Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:15 pm

Why aren't the fortunes ever bad? I mean, you can't always have good luck in your future. Why don't they ever say something like "You are destined to a life of misery and failure." Come on, a little honesty. Helloooo???
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#3 Postby streetsoldier » Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:16 pm

Mine says, "You are sought out for your wisdom..." :eek: My wife would disagree. :larrow:
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#4 Postby MomH » Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:01 pm

Have no idea where it started but we always add the phrase "in the bedroom" when reading a fortune. Sometimes hilarious, sometimes very prophetic.
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#5 Postby Radar » Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:13 pm

One time I opened a fortune cookie at a restaurant and there was no fortune in it... I took it as a bad sign.... lol
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#6 Postby Swimdude » Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:36 pm

Radar wrote:One time I opened a fortune cookie at a restaurant and there was no fortune in it... I took it as a bad sign.... lol


It's happened to everyone. *Sniffle*

And lets see, "in the bedroom..." being added to my most recent fortune, which I saved, and sits in my wallet...

"For a good cause, wrongdoing may be virtuous"...in the bedroom.

Wow.

That's great.
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#7 Postby HurryKane » Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:55 am

Swimdude wrote:
Radar wrote:One time I opened a fortune cookie at a restaurant and there was no fortune in it... I took it as a bad sign.... lol


It's happened to everyone. *Sniffle*

And lets see, "in the bedroom..." being added to my most recent fortune, which I saved, and sits in my wallet...

"For a good cause, wrongdoing may be virtuous"...in the bedroom.

Wow.

That's great.



:onfire: heheheheh.
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