funny true newspaper headlines!! hilarious

[rainstorm]

"new study of obesity looks for larger test group"-just hang around any mcdonalds, you will have lots of candidates
"childs stool great for use in garden"-that may well be true, but its still disgusting
"damn construction 92% complete at brushy creek"-very good, because i am $&*% tired of listening to the noise
"3 yr old teacher needed for pre-school, experienced preferred"-they will have a hard time filling this job. there are not many 3 yr old teachers out there with experience.
"kicking baby considered to be healthy"-i doubt if the baby would think so. there are laws against that, you know.
"milk drinkers are turning to powder"-this is very alarming, and terrible news for the dairy industry, not to mention those poor souls who were turned to powder after drinking a glass of milk. better stick to soft drinks!!


got these from the newspaper this morning, hehe

[coriolis]

That's good rainstorm. I'll keep an eye out too.

[rainstorm]

"wanted: man to take care of cow that doesnt smoke or drink"
clearly these cows were not raised properly by their parents.
"chronic fatigue support group unable to get up for rally"
no doubt they wanted to, they were just too tired!!

[weatherlover427]

ROTFL! These are unbelievably funny!

[rainstorm]

i have more, takes me a long time to type stuff

[JCT777]

Rainstorm - those are great!! Keep 'em coming!

[rainstorm]

"literarcy week observed"-good, anything that gets people to reed more.
"panda mating fails; veterinarian takes over"-that not only sounds very dangerousbut also above and beyond the call of duty