Hmmm, let the newb try
Alberto- I'd say a mid-May TS with extratropical origins... stays at sea
Beryl - An early June Hurricane (75-90mph) that runs up the East Coast but only brushes the coast (outer banks)
Chris- Late June TS that landfalls in the Yucatan and dissipates
Debby- Early July Hurricane that enters Gulf as Cat 2 and landfalls in Northern Gulf as a Cat 1 or strong TS.
Ernesto- Mid-July Caribbean storm that intensifies to a Cat 2 before hitting the Yucatan and crossing the Bay of Campeche and hitting E. Mexico as a TS.
Florence- The first storm to form east of the Antilles is able to strengthen into a Cat 4 and recurves to the north. It weakens through interaction with Cuba but landfalls in S. NC as a Cat 2 storm in late July.
Gordon- A weak mid-August TS that dies in Central America
Helene- Late August Cat 1 Hurricane that forms in the Gulf and landfalls in Texas near Houston.
Isaac - Late August Cape Verde deal that reaches Cat 5 status in the Caribbean before recurving and taking a Katrina like path except that it hits West Florida as a Cat 4 (150mph). The biggie of the year.
Joyce- An early Sept. Cape Verde TS that is drawn northward where it meanders until it is "consumed" by Hurricane Kirk.
Kirk- Another Sept. Cape Verde storm that attains Cat 5 status before weakening slightly, hitting the poor Yucatan, and then recurving into the Gulf where it landfalls in East Texas as a Cat 3.
Leslie- A mid-September TS that develops in the ITCZ but dies a lonely death in the open Atlantic. Briefly reaches Cat 3 status while out there.
Michael- Late Sept. Gulf TS that hits the Western Gulf as a 60mph storm.
Nadine- A late-Sept. storm that reaches Cat 3 status while forming in the West Caribbean before going through West Cuba and the S. tip of Florida before riding up the coast and becoming extra-tropical near New England.
Oscar- Strong TS Develops in the S. Caribbean in early October but is caught by a frontal boundary and recurves out to sea, hitting Hispaniola on the way out. Dies in Central Atlantic.
Patty- Mid-October. A Central Atlantic oceanic storm that manages to become a Cat 1 cane but fizzles a la Epsilon, Delta, Zeta.
Rafael- Mid-October. A transformed extra-tropical low that reaches TS storm status but the convection is weak and it fizzles into a remnant low.
Sandy- To end the year, in Mid-November, a surprise storm will form from an extra-tropical low and reach Cat 2 status but will stay in the open ocean, maybe sending some rain bands Bermuda's way.
Tony - nope
Valerie - nope
William - nope
and no, there will not be another Epsilon next year
